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A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« on: 17 December 2010, 21:03:33 »

Date-Rape-Drug


Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called 'Beer ' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship' ... In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'football club' in the phone book. :y ;D ;D

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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #1 on: 17 December 2010, 21:12:15 »

lmfao at that.... its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true........ ops sorry dear but its posted now ;) ;D ;D
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2010, 09:49:17 »

Women would never use that tactic!! :o :o :o :o

We know how the average man cannot "keep it up" long enough to satisfy for more than 3 minutes anyway, but once he is well over the eight his tool becomes totally lifeless and useless!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2010, 10:22:10 »

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Women would never use that tactic!! :o :o :o :o

We know how the average man cannot "keep it up" long enough to satisfy for more than 3 minutes anyway, but once he is well over the eight his tool becomes totally lifeless and useless!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
i once managed 3.5 minutes ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #4 on: 18 December 2010, 11:11:10 »

i hope and pray everyday to become another victim.  :( :(
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #5 on: 18 December 2010, 11:44:52 »

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Women would never use that tactic!! :o :o :o :o

We know how the average man cannot "keep it up" long enough to satisfy for more than 3 minutes anyway, but once he is well over the eight his tool becomes totally lifeless and useless!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
i once managed 3.5 minutes ;D ;D ;D


Blimey Millwall!! :o :o :o :o

That must be a world record! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2010, 12:13:56 »

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Women would never use that tactic!! :o :o :o :o

We know how the average man cannot "keep it up" long enough to satisfy for more than 3 minutes anyway, but once he is well over the eight his tool becomes totally lifeless and useless!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
i once managed 3.5 minutes ;D ;D ;D


Blimey Millwall!! :o :o :o :o

That must be a world record! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
thanks lizzie im quite proud of my record  im just off to phone guiness ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #7 on: 18 December 2010, 12:24:05 »

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Women would never use that tactic!! :o :o :o :o

We know how the average man cannot "keep it up" long enough to satisfy for more than 3 minutes anyway, but once he is well over the eight his tool becomes totally lifeless and useless!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
i once managed 3.5 minutes ;D ;D ;D


Blimey Millwall!! :o :o :o :o

That must be a world record! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
thanks lizzie im quite proud of my record  im just off to phone guiness ;D ;D ;D :y

Not so fast millwall, I have acheived 4 mins 45 secs, but that does include the foreplay & after sh4g fag. ;D ;D
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #8 on: 18 December 2010, 12:26:02 »

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Women would never use that tactic!! :o :o :o :o

We know how the average man cannot "keep it up" long enough to satisfy for more than 3 minutes anyway, but once he is well over the eight his tool becomes totally lifeless and useless!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
i once managed 3.5 minutes ;D ;D ;D


Blimey Millwall!! :o :o :o :o

That must be a world record! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
thanks lizzie im quite proud of my record  im just off to phone guiness ;D ;D ;D :y

Not so fast millwall, I have acheived 4 mins 45 secs, but that does include the foreplay & after sh4g fag. ;D ;D


Sorry, but that does not count!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A WARNING TO ALL MEN
« Reply #9 on: 18 December 2010, 13:27:47 »

There is a sticky at the top of these section for old, naff, tired jokes, any jokes not in that sticky will get nuked.
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