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« on: 19 December 2010, 17:02:07 »
well i went out in the mig got out of bedlington ok but coming back in - had a go at some tart who overtook me at the bottom of  hill - explained that the white stuff was snow, and that was a hill and people tend to wait at the bottom till its clear to take a run up oh and she had come down the hilll on my bumper with no lights on and needed to learn some common sense!!! - she was not amused! then spun all the way up the hill thinking if this goes one inch either side am fooked  so am in now and the omega wont be going out again !!
Rang tina whilst waiting at the bottom of the hill  and told her to prepare to "fire up the quattro " and she replied with " what do you want me to do pmsl ??????????? bitch says am not gonna risk me audi for anything  :( :( :( :'( :'(
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« Reply #1 on: 19 December 2010, 17:44:57 »
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well i went out in the mig got out of bedlington ok but coming back in - had a go at some tart who overtook me at the bottom of  hill - explained that the white stuff was snow, and that was a hill and people tend to wait at the bottom till its clear to take a run up oh and she had come down the hilll on my bumper with no lights on and needed to learn some common sense!!! - she was not amused! then spun all the way up the hill thinking if this goes one inch either side am fooked  so am in now and the omega wont be going out again !!
Rang tina whilst waiting at the bottom of the hill  and told her to prepare to "fire up the quattro " and she replied with " what do you want me to do pmsl ??????????? bitch says am not gonna risk me audi for anything  :( :( :( :'( :'(


Sensible women I'd say! :y :y :y  Who would risk their Audi for a man! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: thick people
« Reply #2 on: 19 December 2010, 17:48:10 »
But lizzie i only went out to get bulbs for her lights and painkillers for HER bad back!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: 19 December 2010, 17:49:40 »
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But lizzie i only went out to get bulbs for her lights and painkillers for HER bad back!!!!!!!!!!!


Well?  So?  What do you expect when you love a women!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: thick people
« Reply #4 on: 19 December 2010, 17:53:50 »
some people. :o :o
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« Reply #5 on: 19 December 2010, 18:05:41 »
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But lizzie i only went out to get bulbs for her lights and painkillers for HER bad back!!!!!!!!!!!


Well?  So?  What do you expect when you love a women!! ;D ;D ;D ;)

D'ooh.. if I bite my tongue any harder, it'll bleed..  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: thick people
« Reply #6 on: 19 December 2010, 18:36:59 »
It wasn't this women was it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNin7QJEOZE&feature=player_embedded

(it gets interesting at 1:20)

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« Reply #7 on: 19 December 2010, 18:38:15 »
I used to have an Audi S2. The 1990's Coupe with 2.2 Turbo and Quattro drivetrain. It was absolutely useless in the snow, whereas my Mazda 6 1.8 of the time was brilliant.

Its all down to the tyres. Anymore winters like this and it they will pass a law to say you must fit winter tyres. (Hmmm, cant afford to replace the tyres on my Mig as it is, how would I pay for them???)
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Re: thick people
« Reply #8 on: 19 December 2010, 18:41:31 »
WTF   :o :y
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« Reply #9 on: 19 December 2010, 18:59:04 »
Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #10 on: 19 December 2010, 19:03:36 »
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

Because he clearly already had a girlfriend (you can hear her in the video), so no chance of getting laid for helping?  :D :-X
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« Reply #11 on: 19 December 2010, 19:56:56 »
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I used to have an Audi S2. The 1990's Coupe with 2.2 Turbo and Quattro drivetrain. It was absolutely useless in the snow, whereas my Mazda 6 1.8 of the time was brilliant.

Its all down to the tyres. Anymore winters like this and it they will pass a law to say you must fit winter tyres. (Hmmm, cant afford to replace the tyres on my Mig as it is, how would I pay for them???)

I was guilted into taking mick to the shop earlier.
My S4 ploughed thru the snow no problem  ;D ::)

Now mick knows what i went thru in the mig when i was using it for a few weeks & we had plenty snow then  :o  :P
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« Reply #12 on: 19 December 2010, 20:04:49 »
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

Because he clearly already had a girlfriend (you can hear her in the video), so no chance of getting laid for helping?  :D :-X



 ;D ;D ;D ;D Outstanding. ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #13 on: 19 December 2010, 20:12:20 »
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

Because he clearly already had a girlfriend (you can hear her in the video), so no chance of getting laid for helping?  :D :-X



 ;D ;D ;D ;D Outstanding. ;D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 19 December 2010, 20:14:06 »
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)


Maybe he was just as useless ;D
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