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Aren't ladies sweet?
« on: 12 May 2007, 20:55:14 »
My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
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« Reply #1 on: 12 May 2007, 21:01:34 »
That's class  mate, funniest post i have read lately!!! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 12 May 2007, 21:09:52 »
her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!
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« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2007, 21:12:22 »
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her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!

We have no secrets ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2007, 21:17:17 »
some stuff better kept a secret, maybe?  ;D

still made me laff tho
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« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2007, 21:19:54 »
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We have no secrets ::)

Oh God  :-[ So you know then.....? :-/
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« Reply #6 on: 12 May 2007, 21:25:06 »
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We have no secrets ::)

Oh God  :-[ So you know then.....? :-/

Yeah, I know. You've been on a fruit diet as well, haven't you fatty? :D
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« Reply #7 on: 12 May 2007, 21:26:49 »
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We have no secrets ::)

Oh God  :-[ So you know then.....? :-/

Yeah, I know. You've been on a fruit diet as well, haven't you fatty? :D

Yeah. We use the same dealer.....Tesco  ;D
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #8 on: 12 May 2007, 22:11:31 »
 ;D ;D quality thread and the thought of the smell is enought to make your  :'(
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #9 on: 12 May 2007, 22:12:20 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support
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« Reply #10 on: 12 May 2007, 22:14:48 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D
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« Reply #11 on: 12 May 2007, 22:16:26 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

jeeeze you paint pretty pictures  :-/ ;D
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #12 on: 12 May 2007, 22:18:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 12 May 2007, 22:19:42 »
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her  :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

jeeeze you paint pretty pictures  :-/ ;D

Imagine Les Dawson .......only not so pretty ;D
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Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
« Reply #14 on: 12 May 2007, 22:48:57 »
STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)
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