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[Tony H]

Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor

Doing it sober!  Hurts a lot more! 

[bertiecbx550]

Or stubbing your toe whilst not trying to wake the missus up when you promised to be back by 11pm and its now 4am and 2 little dogs now sleep where you used too.....so you stub the same toe whilst sneaking out of the bed room to kip in the spare room only to find the love of your life has taken the duvet off that bed and hid it so you only have your coat to stop you shivering and when you do nod off.....somebody lets the 2 little doggies in to yap in your earhole cause they can see out of the back bed room window and see next doors bloody moggy!!!! i am not ever going to drink again......










Well .... maybe..... if i`m forced too.....

[Martin_1962]

Stubbing a toe with a pin in it

[Andy B]

Or stubbing your toe whilst not trying to wake the missus up when you promised to be back by 11pm and its now 4am and 2 little dogs now sleep where you used too.....so you stub the same toe whilst sneaking out of the bed room to kip in the spare room only to find the love of your life has taken the duvet off that bed and hid it so you only have your coat to stop you shivering and when you do nod off.....somebody lets the 2 little doggies in to yap in your earhole cause they can see out of the back bed room window and see next doors bloody moggy!!!! i am not ever going to drink again......

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You sound like you're talking from personal experience.  :-? :-? :-?

[geoffr70]

Or here's the biggy!

Sitting on the toilet too long reading your favourite paper/magazine etc, getting pins and needles, then standing up. As the blood rushes back to your legs, if you dare use, move, bear any weight or knock them, the pain/sensation is horrendous!

[hercules]

eating peanuts and one gets a nerve in yer tooth and theres nothing you can do to stop yourself looking like phil cool

[rikki_essex]

I think the one thing all you gentlemen have forgot is how much a kick to the nuts hurts. Or jumping in the car quick and trapping the twins between your legs. Now thats real pain.

[hercules]

I think the one thing all you gentlemen have forgot is how much a kick to the nuts hurts. Or jumping in the car quick and trapping the twins between your legs. Now thats real pain.

its a shocking design flaw isnt it lets put two mega sensative body parts on the outside of the body that can give immense pain and in such a vulnerable place

[geoffr70]

I think they're on the outside as it's a little cooler which they prefer. That and if they were on the inside, women wouldn't be able to play with them!

[Seth]

Some say that biliary colic (gall-bladder pain) in men is a much worse experience.

I can confirm that 

[Marks DTM Calib]

By far the worst is getting on your bike in a bit of a hurry and sitting on a gonad!

[Elite Pete]

I think its very painful when your sick through your nose

[Richie London]

nothing is worse pain than ring sting. when youve had a very hot spicy large pizza and get the trots, break me its eye watering to the extreme. 

[geoffr70]

Paper cut!

[albitz]

Compound fracture.