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One born every minute
« on: 10 January 2011, 21:29:36 »
The wife is watching One born every minute on the TV in the bedroom and there's loads of screaming going on. Do the women on TV have to make that much noise, for gods sake they're only giving birth ::)

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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #1 on: 10 January 2011, 21:30:57 »
Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #2 on: 10 January 2011, 21:33:26 »
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Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #3 on: 10 January 2011, 21:34:11 »
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Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D
Now that is real pain  ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #4 on: 10 January 2011, 21:35:12 »
Plucking nasal hair but pulling 2 or 3 instead of 1  :o
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #5 on: 10 January 2011, 21:36:05 »
Some say that biliary colic (gall-bladder pain) in men is a much worse experience.
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« Reply #6 on: 10 January 2011, 21:36:26 »
Getting your wotsit caught in your zip.  THATS real pain!  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 10 January 2011, 21:37:49 »
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Plucking eye-brows but pulling 2 or 3 instead of 1  :o

Suit you Sir!  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 10 January 2011, 21:39:49 »
Epididymitis in men is another affliction said to be much worse.
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #9 on: 10 January 2011, 21:40:21 »
kneeling on a screw.....now that really hurts :y
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« Reply #10 on: 10 January 2011, 21:42:10 »
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Getting your wotsit caught in your zip.  THATS real pain!  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #11 on: 10 January 2011, 22:00:20 »
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Screwing on your knees.....now that really hurts :y





Well mine do! ::) ;D ;D ;) 
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #12 on: 10 January 2011, 22:09:47 »
Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor
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« Reply #13 on: 10 January 2011, 22:12:32 »
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor

Doing it sober!  Hurts a lot more!  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 10 January 2011, 22:13:40 »
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor

Doing it sober!  Hurts a lot more!  ;D

Oh yeah good point! :-/
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