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Author Topic: A little joke for you  (Read 846 times)

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STMO123

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A little joke for you
« on: 19 May 2007, 21:56:57 »
A man is in Tesco's when a sexy blonde waves and smiles at him. Puzzled, he asks her how she knows him. "I think you might be the father of one of my children" she says. Stunned, he recalls the one time he was unfaithful. "Are you that stripper from my stag night that I sh*gged on the pool table in front of all my mates while your friend tied my hands behind my back and shoved a cucumber up my arse?" "No," she says "I'm your sons teacher"
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Re: A little joke for you
« Reply #1 on: 19 May 2007, 22:01:28 »
Excellent!   :y ;D
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Re: A little joke for you
« Reply #2 on: 19 May 2007, 23:28:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A little joke for you
« Reply #3 on: 19 May 2007, 23:46:02 »
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A man is in Tesco's when a sexy blonde waves and smiles at him. Puzzled, he asks her how she knows him. "I think you might be the father of one of my children" she says. Stunned, he recalls the one time he was unfaithful. "Are you that stripper from my stag night that I sh*gged on the pool table in front of all my mates while your friend tied my hands behind my back and shoved a cucumber up my arse?" "No," she says "I'm your sons teacher"


Just wondering if you would dare pick your kid up from school after that ;D
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Re: A little joke for you
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2007, 00:08:51 »
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A man is in Tesco's when a sexy blonde waves and smiles at him. Puzzled, he asks her how she knows him. "I think you might be the father of one of my children" she says. Stunned, he recalls the one time he was unfaithful. "Are you that stripper from my stag night that I sh*gged on the pool table in front of all my mates while your friend tied my hands behind my back and shoved a cucumber up my arse?" "No," she says "I'm your sons teacher"


Just wondering if you would dare pick your kid up from school after that ;D


Well you may discover that every time you do this the teacher looks at you and winks... ;D
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