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Mysteryman

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Medical section
« on: 03 February 2011, 19:48:13 »

Judging by recent threads, it seems that there are a few on here who haven't got long to live. Can we have a section for medical problems?

As the average age of an omega owner is 86, the medical section will probably be of more benefit than the maintenance one.

Thank you ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #1 on: 03 February 2011, 19:54:45 »

cheeky sod,I'm much younger than that and I ain't poorly(yet...) ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #2 on: 03 February 2011, 19:57:02 »

 ;D ;D

new generation not so healthy  :-/
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #3 on: 03 February 2011, 20:04:26 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #4 on: 03 February 2011, 20:23:29 »

i've got some plasters... am willing to travel reasonable distances to apply.. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #5 on: 03 February 2011, 20:24:01 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o


Zafira is a young mans car. I mean, Mark drives one, so they must be OK, unless you want a minus post count. ;D ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #6 on: 03 February 2011, 20:25:47 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o


Zafira is a young mans car. I mean, Mark drives one, so they must be OK, unless you want a minus post count. ;D ;D

So you're calling Mark a child?  Oh dear Steve you could be on your way to Newbiedom yourself ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #7 on: 03 February 2011, 20:27:43 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o


Zafira is a young mans car. I mean, Mark drives one, so they must be OK, unless you want a minus post count. ;D ;D

So you're calling Mark a child?  Oh dear Steve you could be on your way to Newbiedom yourself ;D


Been there, done it, thrice. But I didn't cry. ::)
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #8 on: 03 February 2011, 20:27:53 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o


Zafira is a young mans car. I mean, Mark drives one, so they must be OK, unless you want a minus post count. ;D ;D

So you're calling Mark a child?  Oh dear Steve you could be on your way to Newbiedom yourself ;D

 ::) ::) some newbies going to pop sooner or later ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #9 on: 03 February 2011, 20:29:10 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o


Zafira is a young mans car. I mean, Mark drives one, so they must be OK, unless you want a minus post count. ;D ;D

So you're calling Mark a child?  Oh dear Steve you could be on your way to Newbiedom yourself ;D

 ::) ::) some newbies going to pop sooner or later ;D

Don't think you're safe just cause you're in Turkey. You can soon be reduced back to an egg. ;D ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #10 on: 03 February 2011, 20:35:48 »

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Judging by recent threads, it seems that there are a few on here who haven't got long to live. Can we have a section for medical problems?

As the average age of an omega owner is 86, and as I suffer from bouts of senile dementia, the medical section will probably be of more benefit than the maintenance one.

Thank you ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #11 on: 03 February 2011, 20:38:33 »

dunno about zafria...its the megane thats suspect ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #12 on: 03 February 2011, 20:39:06 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o


Zafira is a young mans car. I mean, Mark drives one, so they must be OK, unless you want a minus post count. ;D ;D

So you're calling Mark a child?  Oh dear Steve you could be on your way to Newbiedom yourself ;D

 ::) ::) some newbies going to pop sooner or later ;D

Don't think you're safe just cause you're in Turkey. You can soon be reduced back to an egg. ;D ;D

we will see who becomes an egg first ;D :y
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #13 on: 03 February 2011, 20:45:21 »

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As the average age of an omega owner is 86

Says the guy who drive a zafira :o


Zafira is a young mans car. I mean, Mark drives one, so they must be OK, unless you want a minus post count. ;D ;D

So you're calling Mark a child?  Oh dear Steve you could be on your way to Newbiedom yourself ;D


Been there, done it, thrice. But I didn't cry. ::)

No you left, at least once....thats not crying  ::) ::) ;D ;D
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Re: Medical section
« Reply #14 on: 03 February 2011, 21:00:21 »

combined of mine and my mothers tablets i could be the chemist.
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