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Re: coke and asparagus.. just in case ..
« Reply #15 on: 07 February 2011, 19:35:50 »

mmmmmm asparagus lightly fried :-*
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« Reply #16 on: 07 February 2011, 19:49:39 »

i drink far too much coke.................and beer...................and coffee...................and clearly dont eat enough asparagus   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: coke and asparagus.. just in case ..
« Reply #17 on: 07 February 2011, 20:01:10 »

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i drink far too much coke.................and beer...................and coffee...................and clearly dont eat enough asparagus   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Webby, I hope your stomach is made up of something stronger than steel ;D :y
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« Reply #18 on: 07 February 2011, 21:56:09 »

if we're brutally honest cem, its not just the stomach that will be affected by constant coke/beer binges.....

my g/f's old man apparently used coke to clean his car's engine!!!!!  :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #19 on: 07 February 2011, 22:03:05 »

I think the recipie is to distract you with exploding botty syndrome to distract you while you pee Ben Nevis through your johnson ;D
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« Reply #20 on: 07 February 2011, 22:05:28 »

I need a pair of ''i love to fart'' pants!!!!!

where for art thou you buy aforementioned luxuries????  :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #21 on: 07 February 2011, 22:15:33 »

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I need a pair of ''i love to fart'' pants!!!!!

where for art thou you buy aforementioned luxuries????  :D :D :D :D :D

Ask Loo-knee, he left them last time he lost a bet came round for 'coffee' ::) ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 08 February 2011, 00:26:52 »

Coke eh?reminds me of one "innocent" one time who, when we were talking about the effects of coke (as in charlie) and someone said if you put it on the end of your ( well ,sure you can guess what I mean), made sex even better became quite puzzled but was convinced we meant the fizzy drink variety. Sure he went home to try it ;D
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Re: coke and asparagus.. just in case ..
« Reply #23 on: 08 February 2011, 07:47:58 »

I have had them too not a pleasant experience.
They recommended cranberry juice and avoid dark green veg as well as a lower calcium intake :y
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