Alarm for t'other half failed and she slept in a tad.
My day off, looking forward to a late awake - didn't happen.
Stubbed toes and tripped on the way to answer door to postie.
Dog puked on my shoes just as I was on the way to the vet with her.
Had to fuel the car with diesel (the Disco) as son had left it dry as a witches whatsit...
Stuck in a traffic jam on the way home from Vet.
Radio went FUBAR whilst in the queue...
Decided to get a nice cut of venison from a local deer farm to make a casserole for dinner and Disco decided to throw front Hardy Spicer joint to driveshaft whilst in the middle of single track farm road.
Got a bit of a scare with the driveshaft spinning about like a demented dervish before I stopped - glad it was less than 20 MPH and not on the bypass a short time earlier....
Managed to get the car onto a verge to allow the inevitable postie van to pass....

Called the AA for the first time in a long time. Glad the lass at the call centre knew where Auchtermuchty was and found the farm access road on the map...
Waited a couple of hours before getting a text to say AA couldn't attend but a local recovery place would.
Waited another hour or so...
Meantime, walked upto the deer farm and got dinner - cash honesty box, no one present, take what you want and pay into cash box in the shed. Must have been about £40 quid or so in the float...
Finally got recovered to the garage where I work. Discovered driveshaft yolk is rubber ducked and needs replacing. Scratch another £80 plus cost of the Hardy Spicer joint at £30 or so....
Got home 4 hours late and then cooked dinner. Should have been a 3 - 4 hour slow cook to get it at its most tender. ended up with a couple of hours on a higher heat. Still tasty, just not as tender.
Now having a dram and at the keyboard.
At least no one died and its only one day out of many....

Anyone any other tales of woe?