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This Amber Heard woman
« on: 21 February 2011, 18:42:10 »
I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #1 on: 21 February 2011, 18:45:18 »
I must confess to googling her after TG ;D

She is, as you say, perfick  :P
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #2 on: 21 February 2011, 18:47:24 »
What about Anne Widdecombe?

Good sport

Not afraid to muck in e.g. helping push your cars.

Also has two left feet

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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #3 on: 21 February 2011, 18:48:26 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
« Last Edit: 21 February 2011, 18:48:45 by Lizzie_Zoom »
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #4 on: 21 February 2011, 18:53:08 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 21 February 2011, 18:58:21 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #6 on: 21 February 2011, 18:59:35 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Thats the case in all those, errr, 'educational videos' I accidentally stumble upon on the internet...
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« Reply #7 on: 21 February 2011, 19:01:18 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Thats the case in all those, errr, 'educational videos' I accidentally stumble upon on the internet...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 21 February 2011, 19:07:37 »
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« Reply #9 on: 21 February 2011, 19:13:40 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

Lizzie really!!! :o :o :o
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« Reply #12 on: 21 February 2011, 19:26:16 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman

niiiiice  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 21 February 2011, 19:28:13 »
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


Yep..... I'm a smooth pussy fan too.  :y
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Re: This Amber Heard woman
« Reply #14 on: 21 February 2011, 20:11:53 »
Shes a crap driver though :P
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