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Six Truths in Life
« on: 22 February 2011, 23:26:50 »




1   You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .


















2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will  try it.

















3  And discover #1 is a  lie. 













4 You are smiling now because you are an idiot   
















5  You soon will forward this to another idiot 










6  There is still a stupid smile on your face . 
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #1 on: 22 February 2011, 23:41:40 »
 :-X    ::)
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #2 on: 23 February 2011, 00:34:32 »
 :-X :P
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #3 on: 23 February 2011, 07:58:19 »
Thankfully had the sense to scroll down before attempting it but got the daughter with it  :y ;D
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #4 on: 23 February 2011, 08:20:33 »
damn  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #5 on: 23 February 2011, 09:17:09 »
 :P [ at the same time]  ::)   ;D ;D
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #6 on: 23 February 2011, 09:38:15 »
Grrrr ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #7 on: 23 February 2011, 09:40:30 »
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Thankfully had the sense to scroll down before attempting it but got the daughter with it  :y ;D

Haha just got SWMBO with it too  :y
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Re: Six Truths in Life
« Reply #8 on: 23 February 2011, 14:20:43 »
Mostly true in my case except no smile on my face 'cos I cricked my neck looking up at the ceiling! >:( ;) ;D
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