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Author Topic: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?  (Read 1443 times)

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How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« on: 23 February 2011, 20:40:04 »
As per the title really! ;D



« Last Edit: 23 February 2011, 20:41:04 by philrich1064 »
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #1 on: 23 February 2011, 20:43:27 »
It depends how heavy the lady is as you will have to lift her out of the way to get to the oven :D
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #2 on: 23 February 2011, 20:51:24 »
OOOER!! Matron.... :D :y :y
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #3 on: 23 February 2011, 20:52:52 »
wtf is mrs egg doing using my f'ing kitchen?
she's s'posed to be washing the van.

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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #4 on: 23 February 2011, 21:07:13 »
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How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?


less than 10 seconds!!!
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #5 on: 23 February 2011, 21:37:01 »
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How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?


less than 10 seconds!!!

Is that including time to remove your clothing ?  ;)
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #6 on: 23 February 2011, 21:44:48 »
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As per the title really! ;D



http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab197/philrich1064/th_hot-housewife-23.jpg


Perhaps she's baking one. :-/
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #7 on: 23 February 2011, 21:49:48 »
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Is that including time to remove your clothing ? 

hahaha correct  ;D ;D

to be honest with a girl like that i doubt if i'd make it in her oven without me custard eclair exploding  :D :D :D

but hey im a man. and i dont listen to any rubbish spouted by birds about having to have staying power. we werent designed like that. men were designed to end quickly so they could go and hunt more food.......

........ so now thats done im off to tesco for a pack of sirloin steaks  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #8 on: 23 February 2011, 21:51:43 »
there's no such thing as premature ejaculation.

if she can't keep up, that's her problem.

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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #9 on: 23 February 2011, 21:56:34 »
exactly. 20% have a problem with premature ejaculation. the other 80% just dont see it as a problem  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #10 on: 23 February 2011, 22:01:01 »
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there's no such thing as premature ejaculation.

if she can't keep up, that's her problem.

 :y

The other way to look at it is second place is first loser  :-X
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #11 on: 23 February 2011, 22:12:52 »
just thought i'd give you the lot the heads up.... i took her out last week and it turned out to be a lady boy  :( :( :(
    ( i wish )
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #12 on: 23 February 2011, 22:19:39 »
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just thought i'd give you the lot the heads up.... i took her out last week and it turned out to be a lady boy  :( :( :(
    ( i wish )
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That you took her out....or that she was a 'lady boy' ?  ;D
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #13 on: 23 February 2011, 22:31:30 »
after 10 pints whats the difference??
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Re: How long would it take to put a bun in this oven?
« Reply #14 on: 23 February 2011, 22:40:46 »
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after 10 pints whats the difference??

That's the spirit. :y :y
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