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is he there?
« on: 14 March 2011, 11:35:32 »
as i climbed up the stairs
i met a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
i wish to hell he'd go away
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #1 on: 14 March 2011, 11:38:01 »
what you been drinking then :-?
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #2 on: 14 March 2011, 12:55:53 »
not a thing honest

go look on your stairs
see if he's there
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« Reply #3 on: 14 March 2011, 14:24:14 »
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as i climbed up the stairs
i met a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
i wish to hell he'd go away


as i climbed up the stairs
i met a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
and then I realised I have no stairs
i wish to hell he'd go away with my stairs

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #4 on: 14 March 2011, 16:21:28 »
Is this a bit like asking if you have seen the clown at Tesco that hides from ugly people?
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« Reply #5 on: 14 March 2011, 17:07:44 »
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Is this a bit like asking if you have seen the clown at Tesco that hides from ugly people?

Do not analise this too deeply HJD, as you will end up mad! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 14 March 2011, 17:17:40 »
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is he there?




Relax Manta, he certainly is.

As to when he will be released again - only time will tell.
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« Reply #7 on: 14 March 2011, 17:41:23 »
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Is this a bit like asking if you have seen the clown at Tesco that hides from ugly people?

Do not analise this too deeply HJD, as you will end up mad! ;D ;D ;D ;)

Lizzie I thought that was one of the qualifications to be on this site,after all owning an Omega with its finacial drain is also classed as mad  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 14 March 2011, 17:47:04 »
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Is this a bit like asking if you have seen the clown at Tesco that hides from ugly people?

Do not analise this too deeply HJD, as you will end up mad! ;D ;D ;D ;)

Lizzie I thought that was one of the qualifications to be on this site,after all owning an Omega with its finacial drain is also classed as mad  ;D


Oh you are soooo right HJD! :y :y :y

They are currently coming to take me away today, those nice young men in their white coats, they are coming to take me away....hahahahehehe ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #9 on: 14 March 2011, 18:17:54 »
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #10 on: 14 March 2011, 19:24:52 »
In my best pantomime reply "He's behind you"


Or has he nicked the stairs as you past him on them?  :D
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« Reply #11 on: 14 March 2011, 19:28:09 »
Are we now in to the area marked - One fine day in the middle of the night
                                                           Two dead men got up to fight
                                                           Back to back they faced each other
                                                           Drew their swords and shot each other ?
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #12 on: 14 March 2011, 19:37:31 »
sure why not
said the mute man
to the deaf dog
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #13 on: 14 March 2011, 21:09:40 »
Have I seen his sort on the radio ?
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Re: is he there?
« Reply #14 on: 14 March 2011, 21:24:51 »
I am gonna register my mother on here...she is going round the twist ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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