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[Baron Von Spongebob]

 

[sir moanalot]

was she the typical fat cow who needs to be right next to the entrance or a stuck up cow who feels that she actually owns the car park?
whilst picking up some parts from the post office today i had a woman park 3 inches from my drivers door. i went back into the post office and shouted out the reg of the car and it needs to be moved.  nobody looked up. i then went through the customers individually to ask them what car they owned. after hearing this commotion for five minutes and speaking to 5 people a woman finally chirped up and said its mine. when i asked her why she didnt answer me 5 mins earlier she said "i didnt want to lose my position in the queue".
annoyed by this i emptied half my parts out of the van behind her car- when she came out she said how long are you going to be to which i replied i could have been out your way 5 minutes earlier !!!!    

[STMO123]

was she the typical fat cow who needs to be right next to the entrance or a stuck up cow who feels that she actually owns the car park?
whilst picking up some parts from the post office today i had a woman park 3 inches from my drivers door. i went back into the post office and shouted out the reg of the car and it needs to be moved.  nobody looked up. i then went through the customers individually to ask them what car they owned. after hearing this commotion for five minutes and speaking to 5 people a woman finally chirped up and said its mine. when i asked her why she didnt answer me 5 mins earlier she said "i didnt want to lose my position in the queue".
annoyed by this i emptied half my parts out of the van behind her car- when she came out she said how long are you going to be to which i replied i could have been out your way 5 minutes earlier !!!!    

Hmmm...what if HE'D been 6' 6" and built like Arnie

[Baron Von Spongebob]

She was very smart.

Well dressed.

And if she turned out to be a he being 6. 6 and built like a brick shitehouse i would still have waited to finnish my meal or if i did move the car i would have made sure i run over his toes..

Then for the very fast sharp exit..

My daughter said ..bless her .."if she comes back im going to smack her one " she is 14. She would walk over hot coals for me...its nice to be loved..SWMBO. carried on eating her burger but did say why did you allow that woman to call you a prick..

If i got annoted at every driver i come accross i wouldnt get far you just learn to chill and smile..it beats them every time..

[miggy]

She was very smart.

Well dressed.

And if she turned out to be a he being 6. 6 and built like a brick shitehouse i would still have waited to finnish my meal or if i did move the car i would have made sure i run over his toes..

Then for the very fast sharp exit..

My daughter said ..bless her .."if she comes back im going to smack her one " she is 14. She would walk over hot coals for me...its nice to be loved..SWMBO. carried on eating her burger but did say why did you allow that woman to call you a prick..

If i got annoted at every driver i come accross i wouldnt get far you just learn to chill and smile..it beats them every time..

Spongebob, call me stupid if you need to   , I am what you would call a man racer but what does SWMBO stand for, you can all laugh   but I have been racking my brains out, I was going to ask my daughter but she would never let it dowm me not knowing, she says I aint cool because I go caravanning with Mrs Miggy.

 

 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

She Who Must Be Obeyed

SWMBO

[miggy]

She Who Must Be Obeyed

SWMBO

 Well what a prat  

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Theres no such thing as a stupid question...

Only women say stupid questions...

I hope she dont read this.......

[miggy]

Theres no such thing as a stupid question...

Only women say stupid questions...

I hope she dont read this.......

NO f1 for you if she does

 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

No she wondered why i asked her what she wanted to do tomorrow, now she is asking am i going to bed..

Oh well if i must...

[miggy]

No she wondered why i asked her what she wanted to do tomorrow, now she is asking am i going to bed..

Oh well if i must...

Think of the F1 mate

 

[sir moanalot]

ah stmo thats where i have an advantage, i have a brain that says im 6' 8" and built like arnies big brother!!! theres no excuse for being an akward bugger in the first place !!