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neighbour in dog house
« on: 25 March 2011, 21:47:13 »
my neighbours are getting married next month
and she had her hair cut and styled today ready for the day,
she came home with her hair as it will be on her wedding day
was speaking to him outside whe she came home
she asked what he thought of her hair
he replied "oh  no i dont like that it's hidious"
i thought she was going to kill him on the spot ;D

any little bits of advice for him on what not to say
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #1 on: 25 March 2011, 21:56:22 »
Unlucky! ;D Never tell a woman what your really thinking ;D ;)
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #2 on: 25 March 2011, 22:02:03 »
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any little bits of advice for him on what not to say
Never say yes if she asks, "Does my bum look big in this"
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #3 on: 25 March 2011, 22:05:04 »
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the answer to ALL questions when married is .......

Yes Dear!!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :y
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #4 on: 25 March 2011, 22:33:32 »
"I do"
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #5 on: 25 March 2011, 22:37:08 »
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any little bits of advice for him .....

the answer to ALL questions when married is .......

Yes Dear!!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :y

Makes life simpler..... :y :y
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #6 on: 25 March 2011, 22:51:25 »
marriage:
he says "I will"
she says "you'd better"
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #7 on: 26 March 2011, 10:42:59 »
If i had said that to my wife she wouldnt talk to me for a week. And thats no joke. Plus, the "yes dear" is some good advice.  :y
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Re: neighbour in dog house
« Reply #8 on: 26 March 2011, 19:44:55 »
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any little bits of advice for him .....

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Yes Dear!!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) :y

Except the one about her bum looking big in this..... ;)
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