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[Gaffers]

I've only met a couple of famous people:

Ian McKellen - a true gent even if he did try and chat me up.

Barry Sheen - spent a lot of time signing autographs for fans and earned a lot of respect from a young Guffer.

The wife has met many in the line of her work:

Myleen Klass - apparently she was not just stunning but incredibly nice to boot, even though she is quite famous.

Omid Djalali - apparently a real gent, with a really nice family and quite funny in real life too.

Nicolas Cage - an all round dick.  He thinks the world of himself of expects everyone to treat him like a god.

Mark Wahlburg - asked my wife on a date so he's a dick of course

Alice Cooper - a very well read and intelligent man and pleasany company.  The kind of guy to put the world to rights with over a bottle of wine or 4.

Jordan - She's quite a polite and well-mannered person apparently.

Most of the cage-fighters from that fighting league - some of the best behaved and most polite passengers she has ever had

Theres more but that's all that spring to mind

[geoffr70]

The Beckenhams, all professional footballers, all the judges on all the talent shows (apart from Simon Cowell), Barak Obama, all Labour politicians, the guy off grand designs, I bet he likes to think of himself as famous. In fact, there's not many people i do like. Oh, the one who did a cover of Elton Johns 'your song', Charmi Chakrabarti, she's off the scale. Ban-ki Moon, Freddy 'look at me' flintoff, Alex Ferguson, the gay guy in a wheel chair out of emmerdale.

Oh just remembered, Richard and Judy, and their daughter - didn't she get done for drink driving?

Charlotte Churchs boyfriend/ex boyfriend, or whatever he is after the last bust up/make up/publicity stunt

The camp guy from the dancing school on tv who prances around the place

[bigegg]

Alice Cooper - a very well read and intelligent man and pleasany company.  The kind of guy to put the world to rights with over a bottle of wine or 4.

You'd have to drink them yourself - he's teetotal

[Martin_1962]

Guffers list doesn't surprise me.

[albitz]

Tony  - you really really need to get out more. You care too much about this stuff.
And btw - Essex isnt all bad, and Im even prepared to accept that Wiltshire isnt either.

[TheBoy]

In a previous life, I've been lucky enough to meets lots of well known people. Like the normal population, some have their feet firmly on the ground, and some are tosspots.

I'm not into this celebrity 'dangle berries', so will refrain from saying whos who.

[redelitev6]

  Piers morgan- what an a******e 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Delia Smith. This  bint wouldn't know a new recipe if it sat up and bit her arse... :-/

[Webby the Bear]

simon cowell too. i cant stand him

[Omegatoy]

have many so called celebs i dislike but the one person i have to turn the channel over or the tv off, to avoid is EAMON HOLMES, sheesh what a selfloved up, condescending,chubby little self-abuser he is, just cannot stand the man, he wss on steve wright in the afternoon a few years ago and i rang up and asked if steve would cut him short because i had to listen to another station while he was on, the reply was a long laugh followed by the phone going down!!

[Amigo]

Robbie Williams.Looks like a wrinkled simian, talks like a poof & his music is entirely forgettable commercially churned out pop pap. Why the success?

  Will Smith. Relies on special effects to make up for complete lack of talent & ego wise makes Chris Moyles appear modest. He made a song called "Wiilenium"? Way too much self love.

 Tom Cruise, a sheer unadulterated winker.

 Jimmy Carr. A pudding faced idiot who relies on sarcastic quips & is rude to his hosts when interviewed. Probably got beaten up at school & rightly so.

  Richard Hammond. Clarkson has a place & a role to play although he can be a pillock at times. I like James May. More to him than meets the eye.

  As for Hammond, WHY? I don't see the point in the silly little twerps existence, he's a knobend with VERY silly hair.

  Piers Morgan? Let's just say that many years ago in a maternity ward somewhere someone threw away the wrong bucket resulting in a wart on the arse of humanity.

   Fiona Bruce? OH YEAH!!! Sorry but she's foxy as break. Nothing good to listen to on the news unless gloom & despondency is your thing. She could make an outbreak of the black death plague seem appealing & she's got a lovely arse...yes i most definitely would & not just a quickie.....lucky girl!!! 8-)

[Dishevelled Den]

   Fiona Bruce? OH YEAH!!! Sorry but she's foxy as break. Nothing good to listen to on the news unless gloom & despondency is your thing. She could make an outbreak of the black death plague seem appealing & she's got a lovely arse...yes i most definitely would & not just a quickie.....lucky girl!!! 8-)

  Splendid. 8-)

[Marks DTM Calib]

Fearne Cotton, thick a shite, over tattoed hamp, just the sound of her voice makes me change channel

[Darth Loo-knee]

I have not got a clue who some of these so called Celebs your all talking about are!

Fiona Bruce?
Jimmy Carr??
Charmi Chakrabarti???
Ban-ki Moon?
Freddy 'look at me' flintoff??
Omid Djalali???

I don't really watch much tv but that Dermott wanna be famous clown on the xfactor who thinks he can touch every Proper Famous Person he comes into contact with, should be piled into a Trebuchet and flirted at some castle wall.

"That's all I have to say about that".....

[Webby the Bear]

daz mate, thats cos you're always under someone's bonnet