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[Andy B]

....
break off your only jealous cause you cant gain any weight 

I'm just good at breathing in when required!  I've a stone or so I could lose if only I was motivated ..... 

[Darth Loo-knee]

....
break off your only jealous cause you cant gain any weight 

I'm just good at breathing in when required!  I've a stone or so I could lose if only I was motivated ..... 

You can have one of mine i need to lose  ah well got to have a bit on over the winter months to keep warm me Nanna says 

[albitz]

How much did your insurance cost then Daz ?

[Darth Loo-knee]

How much did your insurance cost then Daz ?

£125 fully comp with all the covers etc etc 

[albitz]

Mine was £110. .........might have been less but for the points

[Darth Loo-knee]

Mine was £110. .........might have been less but for the points

Yes but you are
1. An Ode Fart
2. Riding an FS1E
3. Did I mention Ugly as Sin

[albitz]

And you are....
Unfit to be allowed on a pavement without being escorted by an adult, never mind on the roads.
Riding a Fizzy, which is like a bogger but noisier.
And so ugly,people have to be over 18 before they are allowed to see you.

[Darth Loo-knee]

And you are....
Unfit to be allowed on a pavement without being escorted by an adult, never mind on the roads.
Riding a Fizzy, which is like a bogger but noisier.
And so ugly,people have to be over 18 before they are allowed to see you.

I don't disagree with any of the above, but.... the last one... people as unfortunate as yourself and there quiet a few will always call a handsome bastar8 like myself names as they are jealous of the women flocking to me... that brings me to the next part, all the over 18's you were talking about were women... and there is a reason for that my friend because I do it right... lkike it or not I have never had a complaint but plenty of moans

[aaronjb]

good weather for the two wheels now the summers coming in

I reckon that's what a friend of mine thought, too..

'course the first thing he did was lay the bike down and break his collar bone - promptly missing the good weather this week! Whoops.

[tunnie]

for all the comments I get on my bike, I don't have to bother with gay leathers & dressing up like the Evil Power Ranger. Gortex is the way to go!

I do however want your insurance, £350 for me 

But I do only have 2 years NCB and 2 year old bike license 

[Darth Loo-knee]

for all the comments I get on my bike, I don't have to bother with gay leathers & dressing up like the Evil Power Ranger. Gortex is the way to go!

I do however want your insurance, £350 for me 

But I do only have 2 years NCB and 2 year old bike license 

Plus you are 3 years old 

[tunnie]

for all the comments I get on my bike, I don't have to bother with gay leathers & dressing up like the Evil Power Ranger. Gortex is the way to go!

I do however want your insurance, £350 for me 

But I do only have 2 years NCB and 2 year old bike license 

Plus you are 3 years old 

Luckily premiums don't check mental age 

[Darth Loo-knee]

for all the comments I get on my bike, I don't have to bother with gay leathers & dressing up like the Evil Power Ranger. Gortex is the way to go!

I do however want your insurance, £350 for me 

But I do only have 2 years NCB and 2 year old bike license 

Plus you are 3 years old 

Luckily premiums don't check mental age 

I am wounded deeply that you could think such a thing... about Albs 

[aaronjb]

for all the comments I get on my bike, I don't have to bother with gay leathers & dressing up like the Evil Power Ranger. Gortex is the way to go!

But does Gortex offer any protection at all when you come off, or do you end up relying on your skin for that?

I'm guessing you've got Gortex stuff with some kind of reinforcement like kevlar pads or similar..

[tunnie]

for all the comments I get on my bike, I don't have to bother with gay leathers & dressing up like the Evil Power Ranger. Gortex is the way to go!

But does Gortex offer any protection at all when you come off, or do you end up relying on your skin for that?

I'm guessing you've got Gortex stuff with some kind of reinforcement like kevlar pads or similar..

Oh its just as good as leather if you come off, my Dianese jacket has loads of armour, as do my trousers