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Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« on: 14 April 2011, 16:52:29 »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #1 on: 14 April 2011, 17:00:05 »
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D


Oooops!  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #2 on: 14 April 2011, 17:00:47 »
Don,t fancy the old mans insurance renewal next year,assuming his son is a named driver.

How too impress his "female passenger ".
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #3 on: 14 April 2011, 17:03:36 »
Showing off hoping for his leg over and he got it to, when he was climbing over the fence to get out of the field ;D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #4 on: 14 April 2011, 17:59:17 »
It'll take a bit of T-cut to polish that lot out :D :D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #5 on: 14 April 2011, 18:08:57 »
He could have been adhering to the speed limit and been unlucky and hit a pothole............... ;D ;D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #6 on: 14 April 2011, 18:14:18 »
There's some good news, the wipers are still serviceable! ;D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #7 on: 14 April 2011, 18:17:33 »
275 grand and it falls apart, wouldn't have happened in my 900 quid omega ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #8 on: 14 April 2011, 18:39:26 »
Talk about a lucky b4stard, for a start he has a dad that can not only afford an extremely strong fanny magnet, but is also willing to lend it to him, he then attracts said fanny, (which I assume must have been good quality) if that were not good enough he then impresses her with his ability to extract her unharmed from a most impressive 'off' and has somthing to brag about to his mates into the bargain. I bet his dad is proud :y
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #9 on: 14 April 2011, 18:48:06 »
Well he's improved the appearance anyway. :-/
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #10 on: 14 April 2011, 19:56:26 »
Apparently a Gumpert, driven by a Mumpert (Muppet)  ::) .

Well least the said crumpet felt the earth move upon the climax of the accident  ::) ;D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #11 on: 14 April 2011, 22:06:17 »
there's a definate egg in that tyre!
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #12 on: 14 April 2011, 22:13:33 »
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there's a definate egg in that tyre!
But not as big as the one in his pants. ;D ;D
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #13 on: 14 April 2011, 22:17:06 »
Loving the 'minimalist' bodywork lol
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Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
« Reply #14 on: 14 April 2011, 22:57:27 »
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D
So have you added Tony to your Mig's insurance then John? ::)
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