Still, I got as far as getting my new works laptop out of its box (only had it a month), as she managed to poor a cup of tea over the box this morning 
Keep looking at it, really should strike up enough enthusism to at least turn it on and see if it actually works, even if I can't be bothered to put our required build on it (XP, yuk, in this friggin day and age. And I'm gonna end up going around the world twice looking for drivers for it)
Talking to my lawyer today about some work to be done - he has "trodden on his computer" and needs to buy a new one. That has to be a first surely !! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Back in the nasty NT3.5 days, one of the servers I supported (out of hundreds) was a Proliant 2000 (or was it a 1500, age is getting to me). Its job was a PDC for a domain of 10s of thousands of people.
I started getting lots of calls from the support managers that people couldn't change their Windows password, so immediately went to log on to this PDC, unsuccessfully. So jumped in the car, and pointed towards Milton Keynes.
Eventually, whilst on the way, I got hold of a support guy in the building, and he went to look...
"Its fallen over", he reports back, "but I need a hand if you're nearly here".
I arrived, we go to the comms room, sure enough, it had fallen over.... ....where the builders had knocked it too close to the edge of the suspended floor, and it had toppled

Brings a new meaning to "the server has fallen over"

Same server, probably the same week, I caught the builders using it as a sawing horse

Same building, different comms room, the builders had finished one half of the comms room, so we were moving the equipment to there, so they could finish the other half. Anyway, we were moving a DEC VAX, quite a big beastie on wheels, for those that know their VAXs. DEC didn't allow anyone but themselves to move stuff, so we were trying to do on the quiet, so nobody would notice. All was going well untiil we got it to the new floor, which turned out not to be stable enough for the weight. Opps. 6 strong blokes trying to lift a VAX out of the floor

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Same day as the VAX incident, one of the guys was connecting one of the Cisco Catalysts up, and as the sparkies hadn't arrived, plugged it into the mains.... ....but across 2 phases. Jeez, everyone dashed out for fresh undies. Sent the catalyst back as early life failure, Cisco had a new one there within 48 hours
