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clean or dirty mind?
« on: 07 May 2011, 22:06:53 »

1/ talk about a huge breast

2/ whew thats one terrific spread

3/ its a little dry do you still want to eat it

4/ tying the legs together will keep the inside moist

5/ just lay back and take it easy. i'll do the rest

6/ i'm in the mood for a little dark meat

7/ how long do i beat it before it's ready?

8/ use a nice  smooth stroke when you whip it

9/ don't play with your meat

10/ just spread the legs open, and stuff it in

11/ how long will it take after you stick it in

12/ you'll know it''s ready when it pops up

13/ if i don't undo my trousers i'll burst

14/ that's the biggest one i've ever seen

15/ do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

16/ i didn't expect everyone to come at once

17/ you still have a little bit on your chin

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: clean or dirty mind?
« Reply #1 on: 07 May 2011, 22:09:28 »

 :P It`s Thanksgiving dinner! ::)
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Re: clean or dirty mind?
« Reply #2 on: 07 May 2011, 22:17:07 »

My mind is quite clean but you hear some of the women in my office, the innuendo is terrible and the female community nurses, we share a large office with, are even worse :o :o :o Friday afternoon was particularly bad but they were putting a 'medical' spin on the conversation...... :D :D :D

Talk about sexist as well; if I was a female in a primarily male environment they would all be sacked by now........ ;D ;D ;D

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Re: clean or dirty mind?
« Reply #3 on: 07 May 2011, 22:20:45 »

Well, I was watching a Rihanna music vid whilst readiing that, oh what a brilliant combo!  :y
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Re: clean or dirty mind?
« Reply #4 on: 07 May 2011, 22:52:39 »

SOunds like Chicken or Turkey
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Re: clean or dirty mind?
« Reply #5 on: 07 May 2011, 23:04:28 »

Sounds like a normal day  for Finbar Saunders! Fnuur,fnuur! lol
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Re: clean or dirty mind?
« Reply #6 on: 07 May 2011, 23:49:12 »

I'm afraid I've a filthy mind and in relation to the subject of the OP, I'm walking with a distinctive forward inclination at the moment. [smiley=laugh.gif]
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