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Taxi_Driver

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A ''how to"
« on: 01 June 2007, 12:37:02 »
Whilst browsing another site......i came across this 'how to' that id thought id share  ;D :D

http://forum.vectra-c.com/showthread.php?t=24314
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #1 on: 01 June 2007, 12:50:43 »
Thats Funny ;D ;D :y
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #2 on: 01 June 2007, 12:52:43 »
Brill :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #3 on: 01 June 2007, 12:53:54 »
i think may be construed to be a teeny weeny bit sexist me thinks ;)

However, I have a colleague whose wife has filled his V8 Rangerover up TWICE :o with diesel.   Last time, she left it at the side of the road, got a lift back to work and rang him up to get him to sort it.   Apparently she got confused on the forecourt,  and with the help of the cashier 'guessed' it was 'probably' diesel. Oh dear...
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #4 on: 01 June 2007, 12:57:16 »
Love it ;D ;D
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #5 on: 01 June 2007, 13:00:06 »
Funny....cos its true!!  ;D
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #6 on: 01 June 2007, 13:49:59 »
and I especially like point 6:

6. Finally return to the car and drive away. DO NOT spend the next 5 minutes checking hair/lipstick/chatting to people in your car/Texting etc etc.
Other people are likely to be behind you waiting to use the pump.
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #7 on: 01 June 2007, 13:57:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D Superb and how bloody true! ::)
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #8 on: 01 June 2007, 14:07:10 »
Do they have one of these how to's for driving & parking the car?  ;D
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #9 on: 01 June 2007, 18:01:12 »
Brilliant!!  ;D
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #10 on: 01 June 2007, 20:42:50 »
My wife's friend was late yesterday cos her ST170 ran out of fuel outside her house.  She had to fill it up with the stuff set aside for the lawn mower.

I'm sure she'll find this link very helpful  :-* ;D
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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #11 on: 01 June 2007, 22:42:24 »
Mrs Miggy thought it was brilliant.

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Re: A ''how to"
« Reply #12 on: 02 June 2007, 09:50:20 »
 ;D ;D great stuff  ;D ;D
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