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[MikeDundee]

.....Apparantley Loo Knee is coming to Londinium tomorrow and wants to pop in for a curry and a few beers ......I am off to scotland for a few days tomorrow and my phone is now broke

[Terbs]

.....Apparantley Loo Knee is coming to Londinium tomorrow and wants to pop in for a curry and a few beers ......I am off to scotland for a few days tomorrow and my phone is now broke

How strange....I had reason to deal with the said gentleman recently and found him to be quite sincere

However, I will change the locks, just in case

[MikeDundee]

Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover ....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on

[STMO123]

Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover ....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on

Do you have to gently move them to one side before you have intercourse with him, Mike?

[STMO123]

I've just made myself feel sick

[omegod]

Sudddenly my sausage butty doesn't seem so appetising...Cheers Ste

[MikeDundee]

Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover ....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on

Do you have to gently move them to one side before you have intercourse with him, Mike?

Now you know I'm not the right person to be asking that question, Albs is best placed to answer given his in-deptth knowledge and time spent with Darth  ;D

[albitz]

Not me Mike - he thinks Ive moved back to Norn Irn.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Not me Mike - he thinks Ive moved back to Norn Irn.

I wish you would & take The Countless with ya 

[albitz]

Big girls blouse.

[Dishevelled Den]

Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover ....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on

Do you have to gently move them to one side before you have intercourse with him, Mike?

  I've just noticed this one - pure quality. 8-)