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No word of a lie
« on: 11 June 2011, 19:38:40 »
I went into the kitchen before to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let off. Within a minute my lad, who is upstairs at the far end of the house said "Who's pumped?"

That, my friends, is a real fart :y
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Re: No word of a lie
« Reply #1 on: 11 June 2011, 19:41:27 »
Friends?  ;D
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Re: No word of a lie
« Reply #2 on: 11 June 2011, 19:42:28 »
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Friends?  ;D


That was a terrible programme, and yet, I used to get a hard on watching it. Strange or what? ;D
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Re: No word of a lie
« Reply #3 on: 11 June 2011, 19:43:44 »
You know it's bad when the kids start baulking, don't give me savoy cabbage  :o
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« Reply #4 on: 11 June 2011, 19:44:37 »
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That was a terrible programme, and yet, I used to get a hard on watching it. Strange or what? ;D
You have your pills fuddled.
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Re: No word of a lie
« Reply #5 on: 11 June 2011, 19:47:56 »
i was in the loft earlier and did an SBD and i heard my wife downstairs go (you dirty b@st@rd) ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 11 June 2011, 19:49:40 »
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i was in the loft earlier and did an SBD and i heard my wife downstairs go (you dirty b@st@rd) ;D

Did she send you to the loft, Daz? Were you a bad boy? Did she threaten to hide the ladder? ;D
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Re: No word of a lie
« Reply #7 on: 11 June 2011, 19:50:10 »
Congratulations on the fart BTW. :y
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« Reply #8 on: 11 June 2011, 20:00:28 »
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Congratulations on the fart BTW. :y
Bloody hell, has it reached scousville...
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« Reply #9 on: 11 June 2011, 20:02:21 »
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Congratulations on the fart BTW. :y
Bloody hell, has it reached scousville...

No. I'm up in the loft with Daz. I'm fiddling with his ballcock.
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Re: No word of a lie
« Reply #10 on: 11 June 2011, 20:08:07 »
hes fiddled with it too much its just leaked ::)
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« Reply #11 on: 11 June 2011, 20:08:47 »
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hes fiddled with it too much its just leaked ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yuk :o
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« Reply #12 on: 11 June 2011, 20:13:55 »
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hes fiddled with it too much its just leaked ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yuk :o
;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 11 June 2011, 20:14:29 »
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Friends?  ;D


That was a terrible programme, and yet, I used to get a hard on watching it. Strange or what? ;D


Matthew Perry can have that effect on the gay man Steve....don't worry about it..... :)
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Re: No word of a lie
« Reply #14 on: 11 June 2011, 20:17:45 »
Hammer a cork in or use some sikaflex that will stop your leak  :o
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