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[Nickbat]

When I heard Rick kick in I suddenly forgot about poor Obi. .  some birds came over trying to cruise me,. . The mad Scots man was pale with envy at both my moves and the birds. .  He started to do some Dundee Rap and they left the pub bewildered. .
He is definitely an ex mate 

Oh dear. Separate beds tonight, methinks. 

[Darth Loo-knee]

When I heard Rick kick in I suddenly forgot about poor Obi. .  some birds came over trying to cruise me,. . The mad Scots man was pale with envy at both my moves and the birds. .  He started to do some Dundee Rap and they left the pub bewildered. .
He is definitely an ex mate 

Oh dear. Separate beds tonight, methinks. 

Yes but I may take him in his sleep 

[MikeDundee]

When I heard Rick kick in I suddenly forgot about poor Obi. .  some birds came over trying to cruise me,. . The mad Scots man was pale with envy at both my moves and the birds. .  He stared to do some Dundee Rap and they left the pub bewildered. .
Tap definitely an ex mate 

I know he means the irish bird, who is Tap :-/, he's dilusional now, and needs to boook an appointment at specsabers asap , this was quite apparent given the women involved, basically if you were sober, and able to see straight, with proper glasses , you would'nt have touched them with a bargepole :-?, in anycase DLK did    

[Nickbat]

I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates. 

[Darth Loo-knee]

The ex friend of mine has said I can no longer sleep in his blouse. . So I will have to sleep in The Obister. .  He also said something about he would like to see me drag the car home.  .  can't understand him anyway Ken. . .
I am going to tell me mum about him 

[MikeDundee]

I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates. 

Darth no mates was lucky not to be Darth in a coffin no mates tonight  , I saved his bacon, oink, oink

[MikeDundee]

The ex friend of mine has said I can no longer sleep in his blouse. . So I will have to sleep in The Obister. .  He also said something about he would like to see me drag the car home.  .  can't understand him anyway Ken. . .
I am going to tell me mum about him 

It is quite obvious that DLK does not appreciate my efforts earlier today, and this evening in assisting him from not only being 6 ft under, but rescuing his car from the A2 :-/, However, I understand he has had a very distressing day given the events and will overlook any detrimenatl comments he may be posting

[Darth Loo-knee]

I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates. 

Darth no mates was lucky not to be Darth in a coffin no mates tonight  , I saved his bacon, oink, oink

They like you were jealous of my moves. . What with your Dundee Rap Birdy Song Dance and their look at me I am hard dance I was bound to set pulses racing. . Get a life. .

[MikeDundee]

I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates. 

Darth no mates was lucky not to be Darth in a coffin no mates tonight  , I saved his bacon, oink, oink

They like you were jealous of my moves. . What with your Dundee Rap Birdy Song Dance and their look at me I am hard dance I was bound to set pulses racing. . Get a life. .

Still delusional after earlier events , which I fully understand given the circumstances , However, you forgot to mention how many times you fell over aswell as stood on the irish birds feet whilst dancing , You fail to point out that your bacon was saved only after I assured the Irish birds and the bar manager that you were booked for an appointment at specsavers next week

[amba]

Costa Del Peckham sounded a place not to be near last night...

Have a safe drive home,Daz....when you are sober.

[MikeDundee]

Bless him, DLK is still sleeping, but not sound, as he has been snoring his head off all night, I could'nt get a winks sleep, needless to say he never brought his mask with him

[amba]

Mask ??..He definitley was wearing it when he arrived in Kent yesterday..thought he always had 3 eyes !!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Bless him, DLK is still sleeping, but not sound, as he has been snoring his head off all night, I could'nt get a winks sleep, needless to say he never brought his mask with him

Well Obi is very comfortable to sleep in even if it isn't running.... I know I must have being snoring hard as my throat is sore but you surely could not hear me from in the hoose.... why can't you ever be nice Countess?