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« on: 04 July 2011, 19:46:54 »
Apparently, Wombats excrete cubic faeces so that they won't roll of the rocks that they use to identify their territory.
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« Reply #1 on: 04 July 2011, 19:48:03 »
yer talking sh@t again ::)
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« Reply #2 on: 04 July 2011, 19:49:39 »
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Apparently, Wombats excrete cubic faeces so that they won't roll of the rocks that they use to identify their territory.
Thats got to hurt ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 04 July 2011, 19:50:45 »
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yer talking sh@t again ::)
No, I read it in the Daily Telegraph & right-wing papers never lie, but I wonder if they (Wombats) have learned to stack them up yet?
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« Reply #4 on: 04 July 2011, 19:52:43 »
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No, I read it in the Daily Telegraph & right-wing papers never lie, but I wonder if they (Wombats) have learned to stack them up yet?
yeh they could build a brick sh@thouse ;D
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Re: Wombats
« Reply #5 on: 04 July 2011, 22:23:23 »
I really do not care much for this toilet humour !!   ::)
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Re: Wombats
« Reply #6 on: 05 July 2011, 09:35:54 »
I've now got this bizarre picture in my mind of Wombats sitting in a circle on the top of a rock, playing Jenga with cubic pieces of turd. ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 05 July 2011, 14:06:15 »
Apparently, they amuse themselves by making Rubik cubes out of dung and then tricking their mates into thinking their real. ;D
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Re: Wombats
« Reply #8 on: 05 July 2011, 22:14:57 »
ahhh bisto...

good job alan sugar never stumbled over it.
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« Reply #9 on: 06 July 2011, 08:22:37 »
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ahhh bisto...

good job alan sugar never stumbled over it.
Would have stuck to his shoes!
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Re: Wombats
« Reply #10 on: 06 July 2011, 11:41:34 »
Square indeed!

Link because pic is quite large:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Certified_Wombat_Faeces.jpg

Reminds me of the old Glaswegian parting shot:
"Aye, and I hope your next shite's a hedgehog!"

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« Reply #11 on: 06 July 2011, 17:42:34 »
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Square indeed!

Link because pic is quite large:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Certified_Wombat_Faeces.jpg

Reminds me of the old Glaswegian parting shot:
"Aye, and I hope your next shite's a hedgehog!"



Looks like a lump of chipboard. ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 06 July 2011, 19:11:59 »
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Square indeed!

Link because pic is quite large:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Certified_Wombat_Faeces.jpg

Reminds me of the old Glaswegian parting shot:
"Aye, and I hope your next shite's a hedgehog!"



Looks like a lump of shitboard. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D
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