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phil her up

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A man goes into a pub
« on: 03 June 2007, 21:37:41 »
A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"
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Re: A man goes into a pub
« Reply #1 on: 03 June 2007, 21:47:09 »
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"

Truely Awful...
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Re: A man goes into a pub
« Reply #2 on: 03 June 2007, 21:51:39 »
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"

With jokes like that you should be on the stage............sweeping it ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 03 June 2007, 22:01:37 »
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"


Go and sit in the corner....and no posting for half an hour >:(
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Re: A man goes into a pub
« Reply #4 on: 03 June 2007, 22:07:01 »
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"


Go and sit in the corner....and no posting for half an hour >:(

Ive heard that one before, its plain crisps he asks for and they only have helicopter flavour ;D ;D
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Re: A man goes into a pub
« Reply #5 on: 03 June 2007, 22:08:42 »
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"

are you Jimmy Carr??
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Re: A man goes into a pub
« Reply #6 on: 03 June 2007, 22:13:26 »
wish i hadn't bothered :( I thought it might have cheered Miggy up after his car was violated, & Mike i'm surprised at you for kicking a man when he's down  ;D
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Re: A man goes into a pub
« Reply #7 on: 03 June 2007, 22:30:55 »
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wish i hadn't bothered :( I thought it might have cheered Miggy up after his car was violated, & Mike i'm surprised at you for kicking a man when he's down  ;D

You could'nt wait 30 minutes then ;D......just a bit of fun, could'nt resist :y
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« Reply #8 on: 04 June 2007, 00:09:34 »
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wish i hadn't bothered :( I thought it might have cheered Miggy up after his car was violated, & Mike i'm surprised at you for kicking a man when he's down  ;D

You could'nt wait 30 minutes then ;D......just a bit of fun, could'nt resist :y

Thanks for the concern mate but a joke like that makes me feel violated.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :y
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