Knock at the door this morning at 08.30, next door neighbour come to tell me to look at the Miggy.
Some BARSTEWARD has poured a few pound of flour onto the bonnet/roof and boot, they were not happy with that, they then squirted a bottle of tomato ketchup all over it.
I WAS ABSOLUTLY STEAMING, if I had caught them I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS, I WOULD HAVE STOVED THEIR HEADS IN.
This has really wound me up, I think, but cannot prove that the person that did it has just lost a claim against me (see the legal thread from miggy)
It took me until now to remove the crap off the car, what is this poxy world coming to, it about time the law started to clamp down on these total dick heads when they get caught, not just slap them on the wrist.
I am sorry for the language but I am totally wound up about this, PLEASE, PLEASE LET me find out who it is and they will be sorted my way in some dark alley.
