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[Auto Addict]

Hahaha! I've never been scared of the unpleasant things in life that normally aren't mentioned! It's my shit, so I'll empty it!

Caravans are brilliant, they're like little houses you can take anywhere! That's amazing! It's a step up actually! I'm used to my sleeping bag in the snow, although I couldn't sleep because of the excitement of it all!

Caravans rule ok! 

Really? I can stand up fully in my house flat, I can't do that in a caravan.
I also don't have to duck to go into the bog, or leave.

Also have to say, my hallway is bigger than any caravan! 

And you can in a tent?

[tunnie]

Hahaha! I've never been scared of the unpleasant things in life that normally aren't mentioned! It's my shit, so I'll empty it!

Caravans are brilliant, they're like little houses you can take anywhere! That's amazing! It's a step up actually! I'm used to my sleeping bag in the snow, although I couldn't sleep because of the excitement of it all!

Caravans rule ok! 

Really? I can stand up fully in my house flat, I can't do that in a caravan.
I also don't have to duck to go into the bog, or leave.

Also have to say, my hallway is bigger than any caravan! 

And you can in a tent?

Yes. I can in my 4 man tent, stand up straight in the centre.

[Auto Addict]

Hahaha! I've never been scared of the unpleasant things in life that normally aren't mentioned! It's my shit, so I'll empty it!

Caravans are brilliant, they're like little houses you can take anywhere! That's amazing! It's a step up actually! I'm used to my sleeping bag in the snow, although I couldn't sleep because of the excitement of it all!

Caravans rule ok! 

Really? I can stand up fully in my house flat, I can't do that in a caravan.
I also don't have to duck to go into the bog, or leave.

Also have to say, my hallway is bigger than any caravan! 

And you can in a tent?

Yes. I can in my 4 man tent, stand up straight in the centre.

Only in the centre, you would be able to stand upright anywhere in my caravan

[tunnie]

Hahaha! I've never been scared of the unpleasant things in life that normally aren't mentioned! It's my shit, so I'll empty it!

Caravans are brilliant, they're like little houses you can take anywhere! That's amazing! It's a step up actually! I'm used to my sleeping bag in the snow, although I couldn't sleep because of the excitement of it all!

Caravans rule ok! 

Really? I can stand up fully in my house flat, I can't do that in a caravan.
I also don't have to duck to go into the bog, or leave.

Also have to say, my hallway is bigger than any caravan! 

And you can in a tent?

Yes. I can in my 4 man tent, stand up straight in the centre.

Only in the centre, you would be able to stand upright anywhere in my caravan

That would be a struggle - 6ft5 and caravans don't go well 

[omegaman2]

Shiny Izal? Do they still make it? People used to use it in toilets. Don't know what its real original use was.

i thnk it was used for tracing paper
what nasty blighter thought that stuff up

[Tony H]

Shiny Izal? Do they still make it? People used to use it in toilets. Don't know what its real original use was.

That stuff had two different sides, one side was rough and was like wiping your arse with a house brick and the smooth side just spread it all up your back! The only two things it was good for was tracing paper and wrapping it round a comb to make a cazoo type musical instument.
Back on the subject of happy shopper bog roll for health and safety reasons you have to use about twenty sheets folded over to prevent "break through" so it's false economy  :-?

[alfie]

This is just a case of toilet humour,but I like it.
We used to buy the recommended stuff,but the house stuff is no problem.

[aaronjb]

Shiny Izal? Do they still make it? People used to use it in toilets. Don't know what its real original use was.

Looks like they stopped making it somewhere between 2009 and 2011.. I googled. 

[skyblue]

Shiny Izal? Do they still make it? People used to use it in toilets. Don't know what its real original use was.

Looks like they stopped making it somewhere between 2009 and 2011.. I googled. 

  you that bored 

[aaronjb]

Shiny Izal? Do they still make it? People used to use it in toilets. Don't know what its real original use was.

Looks like they stopped making it somewhere between 2009 and 2011.. I googled. 

  you that bored 

Yup! It's been honking it down all day and I can't even go and work in the garage - can't get the cars out because they started work on the driveway on Thursday.. meant to be finished today except, did I mention the rain? 

[Bionic]

  Being really nasty I have found that if you use your had and water it never clogs!
Learnt that in India!
Just be careful which hand you eat with!!!!!

[henryd]

Shiny Izal? Do they still make it? People used to use it in toilets. Don't know what its real original use was.

That stuff had two different sides, one side was rough and was like wiping your arse with a house brick and the smooth side just spread it all up your back! The only two things it was good for was tracing paper and wrapping it round a comb to make a cazoo type musical instument.
Back on the subject of happy shopper bog roll for health and safety reasons you have to use about twenty sheets folded over to prevent "break through" so it's false economy  :-?

PMSL

[tidla]

its got to be said..
i think your all talking shite!!

[albitz]

Two pages on caravan toilet roll !! words fail me.

[tidla]

Two pages on caravan toilet roll !! words fail me.

not if you run out.. while on the job.