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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #15 on: 24 July 2011, 10:48:54 »
I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #16 on: 24 July 2011, 11:10:57 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #17 on: 24 July 2011, 11:21:34 »
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And my women to be....... :-X
mmmmmm clam jousting ::)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #18 on: 24 July 2011, 11:22:47 »
i had my first legover for 3 yrs about 6 weeks who was 60 yrs old, i was gagging for it at the time. it was, bald and like a mouldy ol kebab someone had thrown up  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #19 on: 24 July 2011, 11:26:18 »
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i had my first legover for 3 yrs about 6 weeks who was 60 yrs old, i was gagging for it at the time. it was, bald and like a mouldy ol kebab someone had thrown up  ;D ;D ;D ;D
kebab ;D
sliced loaf ;D
wizards sleeve ;D
and my fave axe wound :D
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #20 on: 24 July 2011, 11:28:53 »
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i had my first legover for 3 yrs about 6 weeks who was 60 yrs old, i was gagging for it at the time. it was, bald and like a mouldy ol kebab someone had thrown up  ;D ;D ;D ;D
kebab ;D
sliced loaf ;D
wizards sleeve ;D
and my fave axe wound :D


but she was very ;) good
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« Reply #21 on: 24 July 2011, 11:32:53 »
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i had my first legover for 3 yrs about 6 weeks who was 60 yrs old, i was gagging for it at the time. it was, bald and like a mouldy ol kebab someone had thrown up  ;D ;D ;D ;D
kebab ;D
sliced loaf ;D
wizards sleeve ;D
and my fave axe wound :D


but she was very ;) good
they do say many a good tune played on an old fiddle :)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #22 on: 24 July 2011, 12:55:08 »
QUIET and forgiving, Nuff said  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #23 on: 24 July 2011, 12:56:38 »
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::) ;D

are we going to eat them ;D :y
This thread is rude enough as it is Cem  :o

less cooked with some tomato sauce please ;D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D yes they self marinate once a month ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

nearly dropping my glass ;D ;D :y
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::) ;D

are we going to eat them ;D :y
This thread is rude enough as it is Cem  :o

less cooked with some tomato sauce please ;D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D yes they self marinate once a month ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

nearly dropping my glass ;D ;D :y
;D ;D
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« Reply #25 on: 24 July 2011, 14:48:40 »
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i had my first legover for 3 yrs about 6 weeks who was 60 yrs old, i was gagging for it at the time. it was, bald and like a mouldy ol kebab someone had thrown up  ;D ;D ;D ;D
kebab ;D
sliced loaf ;D
wizards sleeve ;D
and my fave axe wound :D


but she was very ;) good


And, no doubt, very grateful, Richie. ;D
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #26 on: 24 July 2011, 15:00:42 »
Magicians pocket filled with liver and bacon :)
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Re: How do you like your women?
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i had my first legover for 3 yrs about 6 weeks who was 60 yrs old, i was gagging for it at the time. it was, bald and like a mouldy ol kebab someone had thrown up  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Having shared a jacuzzi with Helen Mirren there's nowt wrong with that :y
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #28 on: 24 July 2011, 17:33:53 »
 :D ;D
How about with a hole and a heartbeat? Beer goggles will take care of the rest................
OUCH...she who must be obeyed has clouted me from behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #29 on: 24 July 2011, 17:44:12 »
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:D ;D
How about with a hole and a heartbeat? Beer goggles will take care of the rest................
OUCH...she who must be obeyed has clouted me from behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ;)

Consider yourself lucky.....I'd have stabbed you! ;D ;D ;D
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