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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #30 on: 24 July 2011, 17:49:26 »
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How about with a hole and a heartbeat? Beer goggles will take care of the rest................
OUCH...she who must be obeyed has clouted me from behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #31 on: 24 July 2011, 17:50:30 »
this thread is going on isnt it,must be of an interesting subject ::)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #32 on: 24 July 2011, 18:01:58 »
As David Bellamy would say, I like to wummage awound in the undergwowth ;D
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #33 on: 24 July 2011, 18:27:44 »
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As David Bellamy would say, I like to wummage awound in the undergwowth ;D


Not so easy to find the clit though Pete.... ::) ::) :)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #34 on: 24 July 2011, 18:40:26 »
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As David Bellamy would say, I like to wummage awound in the undergwowth ;D


Not so easy to find the clit though Pete.... ::) ::) :)


is that the bit that looks like jesse james saddle bags  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 24 July 2011, 18:45:19 »
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Beat me to it! ;D
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #36 on: 24 July 2011, 19:19:29 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that if I were to snog another woman that would be fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #37 on: 24 July 2011, 19:33:38 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that whenever I snog another woman that is fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D


Cos its a beautiful thing to watch  :y  :-*
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #38 on: 24 July 2011, 19:43:14 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that whenever I snog another woman that is fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D


Cos its a beautiful thing to watch  :y  :-*


Agreed. Lesbianism is the wholly natural sexual union between two or more leggy blonde women between the age of 18 and 30. As God intended. :y :y





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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #39 on: 24 July 2011, 19:44:52 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that whenever I snog another woman that is fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D


Cos its a beautiful thing to watch  :y  :-*


Agreed. Lesbianism is the wholly natural sexual union between two or more leggy blonde women between the age of 18 and 30. As God intended. :y :y






Christ how to make most women feel inadequate...... :(
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« Reply #40 on: 24 July 2011, 19:51:31 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that whenever I snog another woman that is fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D


Cos its a beautiful thing to watch  :y  :-*


Agreed. Lesbianism is the wholly natural sexual union between two or more leggy blonde women between the age of 18 and 30. As God intended. :y :y






Christ how to make most women feel inadequate...... :(


There's no need to feel inadequate, Ljay. Women who are not leggy, blonde or between the relevant ages can still do it in private. :y ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 24 July 2011, 19:55:06 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that if I were to snog another woman that would be fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D

I've no idea how much of it is bravado really, but personally if I was with a woman (unlikely to happen again, but that's another story) and she was making out with another woman.. I'd behave exactly the same way as if she was making out with another man. Tell her to pack her bags and GTFO.
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #42 on: 24 July 2011, 21:11:02 »
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that if I were to snog another woman that would be fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D

I've no idea how much of it is bravado really, but personally if I was with a woman (unlikely to happen again, but that's another story) and she was making out with another woman.. I'd behave exactly the same way as if she was making out with another man. Tell her to pack her bags and GTFO.

'so my meat 'n' two veg ain't good enough for you, you got to go munching the rug ehh'  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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Re: How do you like your women?
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I like my man to be neatly trimmed!  :y

And my women to be....... :-X


You'd think there would be more lesbians in the world. I know with absolute certainty that if I were a woman I'd be a d**e..... :)


Word filter.... :-/ :-/ :-/ ;)

According to my husband all women are lesbians, they just haven't discovered this yet!

Why is it that whenever I snog another woman that is fine, but, if I were to snog a bloke I'd be cheating?
Double standards or what..... ::) ;D ;D


Cos its a beautiful thing to watch  :y  :-*


Agreed. Lesbianism is the wholly natural sexual union between two or more leggy blonde women between the age of 18 and 30. As God intended. :y :y






Christ how to make most women feel inadequate...... :(


There's no need to feel inadequate, Ljay. Women who are not leggy, blonde or between the relevant ages can still do it in private. :y ;D

Phew!  That's ok then!  ::)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #44 on: 24 July 2011, 21:56:37 »
As longs she can suck a golfball through a garden hose shes for me ;D ;D ;D
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