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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #60 on: 25 July 2011, 12:45:48 »
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There have been complaints in the past about similar threads, because peoples children, and partners "of a sensitive nature" sometimes look over their shoulders while they are OOFing.
For me, its fine for pub talk etc. but not for a widely read car based forum. ;)


Lighten up Albs. ;) The boys from Top Gear were openly talking about "growlers" last week. James May even made reference to "waxing the growler"  ::)a service I'm sure that most on here have heped their ladies with at one time or another.. ::) :y.

As stated earlier in this thread.........no suggestive pictures and no four letter words  with the exception of clit (which is not an expletive).... ::) ;)

I believe my posting history would make me an excellent member of the admin/moderator team should one be needed... ::) ::) ::) ::) :y
You clearly base your reference points on a very low standard  ;D.  The world could do with better than TG which aspires to destroy any standard whatsoever.

As for "I'm sure that most on here..."  you cannot possibly know a fraction of that.  So it's just a reflection of what's inside your head.  Not pretty IMO.

PS. Thanks to those who do have standards on here.
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #61 on: 25 July 2011, 13:02:33 »
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Im no prude, far from it,but is OOF really the place for a thread such as this ?  ::)

I'm afraid I'm with Albs on this one... time and a place, etc.  :y
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #62 on: 25 July 2011, 13:19:40 »
Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #63 on: 25 July 2011, 13:21:29 »
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Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y

Almost a perfect description of "General Chat" as well... unfortunately.. :(

Seems there are some who wish to "push the boundaries" just to see what reaction they get .. rather than partake for the pleasure of it.
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #64 on: 25 July 2011, 14:35:19 »
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Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y

Almost a perfect description of "General Chat" as well... unfortunately.. :(

Seems there are some who wish to "push the boundaries" just to see what reaction they get .. rather than partake for the pleasure of it.


i agree mr Entwood. now i have turned 50 i wont give my opinion on this type of discussion any more. i find it far too crude and offensive to the weaker sex.
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #65 on: 25 July 2011, 14:50:31 »
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Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y

Almost a perfect description of "General Chat" as well... unfortunately.. :(

Seems there are some who wish to "push the boundaries" just to see what reaction they get .. rather than partake for the pleasure of it.


i agree mr Entwood. now i have turned 50 i wont give my opinion on this type of discussion any more. i find it far too crude and offensive to the weaker sex.


Methinks you are extracting the urine Richie.... ;D ;D ;)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #66 on: 25 July 2011, 14:57:04 »
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Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y

Almost a perfect description of "General Chat" as well... unfortunately.. :(

Seems there are some who wish to "push the boundaries" just to see what reaction they get .. rather than partake for the pleasure of it.


i agree mr Entwood. now i have turned 50 i wont give my opinion on this type of discussion any more. i find it far too crude and offensive to the weaker sex.


Methinks you are extracting the urine Richie.... ;D ;D ;)


no opti, seriously. i was on the train earlier and some of the women wearing short skirts up to there knicker line and boob tubes with there thingys poking through was embaressing to stare at
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #67 on: 25 July 2011, 15:41:15 »
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Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y

Almost a perfect description of "General Chat" as well... unfortunately.. :(

Seems there are some who wish to "push the boundaries" just to see what reaction they get .. rather than partake for the pleasure of it.


i agree mr Entwood. now i have turned 50 i wont give my opinion on this type of discussion any more. i find it far too crude and offensive to the weaker sex.


Methinks you are extracting the urine Richie.... ;D ;D ;)


no opti, seriously. i was on the train earlier and some of the women wearing short skirts up to there knicker line and boob tubes with there thingys poking through was embaressing to stare at



I find that it's best to keep a copy of the "good book" close at hand when pleasure's of the flesh tempt me. :)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #68 on: 25 July 2011, 17:34:18 »
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Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y

Almost a perfect description of "General Chat" as well... unfortunately.. :(

Seems there are some who wish to "push the boundaries" just to see what reaction they get .. rather than partake for the pleasure of it.


i agree mr Entwood. now i have turned 50 i wont give my opinion on this type of discussion any more. i find it far too crude and offensive to the weaker sex.


Methinks you are extracting the urine Richie.... ;D ;D ;)


no opti, seriously. i was on the train earlier and some of the women wearing short skirts up to there knicker line and boob tubes with there thingys poking through was embaressing to stare at



I find that it's best to keep a copy of the "readers wifes" close at hand when pleasure's of the flesh tempt me. :)
even on a train opti :o
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #69 on: 25 July 2011, 17:44:42 »
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Top Gear, anyone who watches that has to do it with their tongue in their cheek cos it has over the years deteriorated from a program that was interesting into a personal soapbox for the usual crew of it who act like they are brainless. Most of the content is now to idiotic to watch anyway.
Lets have it back to the time it was about real motors...... :y

Almost a perfect description of "General Chat" as well... unfortunately.. :(

Seems there are some who wish to "push the boundaries" just to see what reaction they get .. rather than partake for the pleasure of it.


i agree mr Entwood. now i have turned 50 i wont give my opinion on this type of discussion any more. i find it far too crude and offensive to the weaker sex.


Methinks you are extracting the urine Richie.... ;D ;D ;)


no opti, seriously. i was on the train earlier and some of the women wearing short skirts up to there knicker line and boob tubes with there thingys poking through was embaressing to stare at



I find that it's best to keep a copy of the "readers wifes" close at hand when pleasure's of the flesh tempt me. :)
even on a train opti :o


Readers Wives. Was that part of Razzle magazine or some other?. I'll ask Skrunts or Richie......they're bound to know the answer.... ;D ;D :)
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #70 on: 25 July 2011, 19:33:44 »
I like my women like the one in my avatar!

I'm very picky like that! ;D
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« Reply #71 on: 25 July 2011, 20:12:14 »
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I like my women like the one in my avatar!

I'm very picky like that! ;D
great minds think alike :y :-* :-*
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #72 on: 25 July 2011, 20:15:17 »
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I like my women like the one in my avatar!

I'm very picky like that! ;D


too skinny for me, got no meat on her i'm afraid
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #73 on: 25 July 2011, 20:58:54 »
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I like my women like the one in my avatar!

I'm very picky like that! ;D


I'll wager you're better looking than your avatar Kate..... :-* :-*
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Re: How do you like your women?
« Reply #74 on: 25 July 2011, 21:15:29 »
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I like my women like the one in my avatar!

I'm very picky like that! ;D


I'll wager you're better looking than your avatar Kate..... :-* :-*

That's me on the right when I was working in Scotland!


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