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[Richie London]

they have just delivered the kitchen units. rather than phone up and let you know in advance they have not got it all in stock, so you know what to expect and leave it till its all delivered. they let you strip it all out knowing full well you cant just fit 1 here and there and slot the missing ones in like a brick with cement. then tell you the rest will be deliverd in 14 days.  what is wrong with these people have they no sense at all, is it that difficult to make a quick call the day the pick it all from the warehouse and let you know.

    i'm not angry 

[jonnycool]

I hear you there Richie, exactly what happened with our kitchen, more or less 

[Richie London]

half a wine rack, 2 support bkts missing and my sons been looking for a left handed screwdriver in the cupboard for an hr 

[scimmy_man]

A wine rack? you posh bugger

[Richie London]

A wine rack? you posh bugger

2 wine racks, shes a woman, you know how much they drink 

[Gaffers]

Surely a gentleman would have bought her a wine fridge with at least 3 temperature zones

[CaptainZok]

Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?

[Richie London]

Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?

usually but she has 1 either side of a 300 open unit, instead of a 600 unit as for me getting her a fridge. no chance i'm only doing this as i am still living there. she did offer me sex as payment but ive had to pretend i'm too old and impotent to get out of it   

[STMO123]

Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?

usually but she has 1 either side of a 300 open unit, instead of a 600 unit as for me getting her a fridge. no chance i'm only doing this as i am still living there. she did offer me sex as payment but ive had to pretend i'm too old and impotent to get out of it   

I do that all the time, Richie. Sometimes, if she's really desperate, I have to go to the toilet and put my fingers down my throat so she can hear me being sick. Yuk!

[Richie London]

Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?

usually but she has 1 either side of a 300 open unit, instead of a 600 unit as for me getting her a fridge. no chance i'm only doing this as i am still living there. she did offer me sex as payment but ive had to pretend i'm too old and impotent to get out of it   

I do that all the time, Richie. Sometimes, if she's really desperate, I have to go to the toilet and put my fingers down my throat so she can hear me being sick. Yuk!

i caught her trying to put rohypnol in my tea the other night. i'm now wearing a chastity belt 

[STMO123]

 

[Richie London]

she came down in a see through nightie the other night, looked like a transvestite michelin man 

[Amigo]

Surely a gentleman would have bought her a wine fridge with at least 3 temperature zones

If she had an arse like your avatar old chap I'd buy her Mt. Everest to cool her tipples in!

[bertie1.8vectra]

pmsl " she looked like a tranvestite michelin man!!!" 

[MutantCav]

Obviously you should have reluctantly given in to the 'wine' fridge...an excellent place to store your beer for the match