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[Ratty]

There's always a sting in the tail with these stories 


TAXI!!!

[Lazydocker]

Guffer, if the activity has died down then it my be man enough It's not the ones you can see you need to kill though If it kills the queen, which is only possible if the workers pick up the powder and take into her) then the nest will abandoned within 24-48 hours

Incidentally, if you're sure you've killed them it's well worth removing the nest an dissecting it (with appropriate protection) because they're fascinating structures

As for the other comments about Wasps... They have done the important thing they were put on the planet for, they have taught us how to make paper They can just go now

[STMO123]

My little dog tried to eat a wasp last week, got stung in the mouth for her trouble. I felt really sorry for her as it must have been really uncomfortable.
Next day, I went to find what she was up to......found her trying trying to eat another wasp.......stupid dog.

[Gaffers]

Tbh I am going to knock it out and then burn the tinker.  I hate bugs as I have a blood type/hormone/something they just adore.  The problem is that to get to the nest I will have to cut a section of a bulkhead out...grrrr

[Richie London]

My little dog tried to eat a wasp last week, got stung in the mouth for her trouble. I felt really sorry for her as it must have been really uncomfortable.
Next day, I went to find what she was up to......found her trying trying to eat another wasp.......stupid dog.

i took the dog out earlier for a good hr, then it decided when we got back to go in the garden and have a dump. 

[Lazydocker]

Tbh I am going to knock it out and then burn the tinker.  I hate bugs as I have a blood type/hormone/something they just adore.  The problem is that to get to the nest I will have to cut a section of a bulkhead out...grrrr

Don't bother... If the queen dies the nest will never be used again

[Gaffers]

I don't fancy keeping this nest in my boat, its huge!

[STMO123]

I don't fancy keeping this nest in my boat, its huge!

Got a massive one in our loft, been unused for years, but I still don't like it being there, creepy looking tinker. It's right in the eaves so I ain't digging it out, nooooo sir

[Gaffers]

I don't fancy keeping this nest in my boat, its huge!

Got a massive one in our loft, been unused for years, but I still don't like it being there, creepy looking tinker. It's right in the eaves so I ain't digging it out, nooooo sir

Yes but this one is taking up valuable room in a storage locker, it is a small boat after all

[Darth Loo-knee]

I don't fancy keeping this nest in my boat, its huge!

Got a massive one in our loft, been unused for years, but I still don't like it being there, creepy looking tinker. It's right in the eaves so I ain't digging it out, nooooo sir

Yes but this one is taking up valuable room in a storage locker, it is a small boat after all

"Time to lose some pounds fat wallet!" 

[Tony H]

Guffer, if the activity has died down then it my be man enough It's not the ones you can see you need to kill though If it kills the queen, which is only possible if the workers pick up the powder and take into her) then the nest will abandoned within 24-48 hours

Incidentally, if you're sure you've killed them it's well worth removing the nest an dissecting it (with appropriate protection) because they're fascinating structures

As for the other comments about Wasps... They have done the important thing they were put on the planet for, they have taught us how to make paper They can just go now

They have also shown us that they can ruin a BBQ and can do the breastroke in your pint of lager 

[Kevin Wood]

They have also shown us that they can ruin a BBQ and can do the breastroke in your pint of lager 

Ahh, you do the "decoy lager" trick too - so they don't find your proper beer?

 

[Gaffers]

They have also shown us that they can ruin a BBQ and can do the breastroke in your pint of lager 

Ahh, you do the "decoy lager" trick too - so they don't find your proper beer?

 

No it happens to me too, when I drink lager all I want to do is fondle breasts 

[Amigo]

They do kill flies to take back to said nests as food, otherwise hate 'em. Hav'nt been stung this year. I know not to panic & swat hoping they'll go away but if you have food or a drink in your hand or traces on your mouth they won't give up, with my hands full at a market this weekend out of desperation  i actually spat one to the floor & stomped it.

  This time of year they've done thier breeding & the remainder we see now are looking for food before they die, female & large!

[LJay]

They have also shown us that they can ruin a BBQ and can do the breastroke in your pint of lager 

Ahh, you do the "decoy lager" trick too - so they don't find your proper beer?

 

No it happens to me too, when I drink lager all I want to do is fondle breasts 

Good job you're brewing beer for Newent then, the OOF widows should be safe!