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bob.dent

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What's in your tank?.........groan
« on: 07 June 2007, 11:09:23 »
A man was driving  down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his  window. The bee said, "What  seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of  gas.

" The bee told the man  to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an  entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.

After a few  minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said  one bee. The man turned the  ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man  exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank?"





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The bee answered,   "BP."

« Last Edit: 07 June 2007, 15:14:06 by bob.dent »
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Re: What's in your tank?.........groan
« Reply #1 on: 07 June 2007, 11:12:00 »
Don't give up the day job...

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Re: What's in your tank?.........groan
« Reply #2 on: 07 June 2007, 11:21:33 »
ooh dear and thats before a drink  ;D ;D
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Re: What's in your tank?.........groan
« Reply #3 on: 07 June 2007, 11:26:57 »
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ooh dear and thats before a drink  ;D ;D

Oh they get better after a few beers!! ::)
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