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Author Topic: Sticky for Jokes  (Read 251659 times)

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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1050 on: 27 March 2021, 08:19:50 »

A man went to Harley Street in London, having seen an advertisement for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Knowing that nowadays job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, he was very interested; so he went in and asked the secretary for details.

She retrieved the file and read to him: "This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage and finally you'll be required to rub in soothing oils in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.”

Then she told him “The annual salary is £65,000 and, if you're interested, you'll have to go to Aberdeen ".

"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is?".

She answered, "No, that's where the end of the queue is."
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1051 on: 05 April 2021, 22:51:35 »

The man who invented predictive text has just died.

May he rust in piss
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« Reply #1052 on: 06 April 2021, 11:39:02 »

I walked in last night to find the wife, slightly drunk watching TV. She suddenly shouts, 'Don't go into the church you idiot!'

She's watching the wedding video again.
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« Reply #1053 on: 15 April 2021, 09:51:31 »

My Grandfather was responsible for the downing of over thirty German aircraft during WW2, and still to this day, the Luftwaffe consider him the worst mechanic they'd ever had.
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