if DSG could be made as reliable as a manual, i would have one over a 430L family box all rather day long. If it does not impress there "Must" be something wrong. Clonkey? Nothing wrong with it? You want a broke one in that case, as all others must be, clearly.
Lol, I didn't understand a word of that......been on the beer?
Ar25/35. Are they not related to the BMW 430L auto boxs(or what ever they are called)? Anyway, would have a DSG if reliable over an Omega box any day. To imply DSG are "Clonkey" then obviously there is something wrong with that partitlar example. Driven 3 DSG'S now, all very smooth. Def no clonks.
To answer your question, no, no beer.....
..... sits back and waits to be blindly told the opposite by another member, and gets ready to congratulate him as a winner, and to go forward to the first heat of his chosen sport (master mind?) for the special olympicis. :-) night all.
Of course they are smooth when working, this is due to what they do with the engine. They vary the engine revs (up for a down change) and back off the torque (for an upchange).
There achilles heal is that they learn the driver (more important with a clutch based setup) so you can get rough changing when two opposing driving styles use the car after each other whilst the new driving style is learnt.
The 4L30E is NOT a BMW box, its a GM unit and the basic design goes back to the 70's (as a 3 speed) which then had an additonal section bolted in (hence the seperate small sump at the front) and a box of electronics added to bring it upto date. This does use a basic retard function to smooth gear changes.
More modern auto boxes are as smooth (if not smoother) than a DSG as they use the same engine control (which is the bit that makes the change smooth) during a shift.
Note, the VAG DSG is a Getrag unit.....not a VAG design 
Always interesting to listen to an informed view Mark :-). Re learning, the 3 cars i drove, none had been driven by me before, 2 demo cars and Mrs Gs Golf. On each occassion i drove or was driven, the box behaved faultlessly. Just to note the demo car by nature would have had numerous drivers. We then went on to own our particular car and never had any issues learning our driving, with my turns being on a weekly basis and a very differant style.
Being a fussy bugger, and waiting for the apparantly inevitable failure i paid massive attention to each change when driving and being driven. If there's a method of measurement more accurate than a fussy, paranoid, and rather intrigued chrisgixer, then i want to meet it. If there was an out of place change, then i never felt it. Impressive, in my humble opinion.
Does not feel like the torque backs off. Quite the opposite in fact, as you expect it would to save the box, or be "smooth" in the traditional omega sense, not at all, power on all the way. Would think though, that there would have to be some mechanical sympathy programmed in, to which you refer i guess?
Well, was close with the 4l30 unit. :-) was it used in BM's then? Maybe i have it the other way round, felt sure there is a BMW link somewhere. :-)