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How much of a fine?
« on: 29 June 2007, 10:06:37 »
Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each" offence" and added up your total fine.
When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends.
Title your email "My fine is £........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked Weed - £10
Did Acid - £5
Ever had sex at church - £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-£40
Had sex with someone you met on Internet - £25
Had sex for money - £100
Vandalised something - £20
Had sex on your parents' bed - £10
Beat up someone - £20
Been jumped - £10
Crossed dressed - £10
Given money to stripper - £25
Been in love with a stripper - £20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - £0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work - £15
Ever drive drunk - £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - £50
Used toys while having sex - £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20
Went skinny dipping - £5
Had sex in a pool - £20
Kissed someone of the same sex - £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex - £20
Cheated on your significant other - £10
Masturbated- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - £20
Done oral- £5
Got oral- £5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - £25
Stole something - £10
Made a dirty home video - £15
Had a threesome - £50
Had sex outdoors - £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex - £25
Had sex with someone over 10 years older - £20
Had sex with someone under 10 years younger - £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time - £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it - £25
Went streaking - £5
Went streaking in broad daylight - £15
Been arrested - £5
Spent time in jail - £15
Peed in the pool - £0.50
Played spin the bottle - £5
Done something you regret - £20
Had sex with your best friend - £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work - £25
Had anal sex - £80
Lied to your significant other - £5
Lied to your significant about the sex being good - £25


Tally up your fine,

When you are done, post up the amount. You don't
have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Me, £810.10...  ::)
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #1 on: 29 June 2007, 10:11:16 »
My fine is £570.60.....I assume you dont multiply each offence if you have done it more than once...
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #2 on: 29 June 2007, 10:13:55 »
£85 - how did you manage over £800 :o

I got arrested once for non payment of a parking ticket which I was disputing >:(
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #3 on: 29 June 2007, 10:14:41 »
You're a bad man Dave ;D

£490 for me...

I think the "sex with someone over 10 years older" is especially relevent, and should be multiplied by every day of the week for the last 2 years  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #4 on: 29 June 2007, 10:18:36 »
Sorry I need to add another £110, how do you class kissing (I'm a parent).

Forgot the been drunk while at work!!!!
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #5 on: 29 June 2007, 10:19:42 »
I must Be a Good Lad Only £585.10  :)
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #6 on: 29 June 2007, 10:26:34 »
Mine comes to 795.60 ....... Still couldn't beat Dave though :D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #7 on: 29 June 2007, 11:51:42 »
Suprised myself....£745.10.

Now what would be fun is too list how you got to the amount of ££££. ;D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #8 on: 29 June 2007, 11:56:17 »
£310.60, must be a better lad than I thought  :-?
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #9 on: 29 June 2007, 11:59:45 »
865 here! 8-) 8-) 8-) [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #10 on: 29 June 2007, 12:00:57 »
£595.60p

Is that before or after VAT ?
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #11 on: 29 June 2007, 12:04:24 »
Looking at these someones cheated or paid or threesomes - or been with same sex people :-?
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #12 on: 29 June 2007, 12:08:53 »
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Looking at these someones cheated or paid or threesomes :-?

To coin two phrases.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth mate, and refuse nothign but blows! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #13 on: 29 June 2007, 12:49:16 »
£790.60 :-[
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Re: How much of a fine?
« Reply #14 on: 29 June 2007, 12:52:02 »
Why is travelling the Bournville Boulevard or Marmite Motorway the second highest fine? ::)
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