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[PhilRich]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

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That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early Milud

[Vamps]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

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That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early 

Something like that.. Miss Vamps just gone to bed, I won't be long but not in till 10.am, 40 mins up the A19..

[PhilRich]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

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That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early 

Something like that.. Miss Vamps just gone to bed, I won't be long but not in till 10.am, 40 mins up the A19..

Err, you're not doing Albert Pierrepoint's old job are you Mike?

[Vamps]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

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That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early 

Something like that.. Miss Vamps just gone to bed, I won't be long but not in till 10.am, 40 mins up the A19..

Err, you're not doing Albert Pierrepoint's old job are you Mike?

Who?

[PhilRich]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

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That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early 

Something like that.. Miss Vamps just gone to bed, I won't be long but not in till 10.am, 40 mins up the A19..

Err, you're not doing Albert Pierrepoint's old job are you Mike?

Who?
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The last official hangman! you've got me worried now, anyone in close proximity to the Judicial Process should know that! You don't work in the Court canteen do you!!!

[Vamps]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

[/highlight]



That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early 

Something like that.. Miss Vamps just gone to bed, I won't be long but not in till 10.am, 40 mins up the A19..

Err, you're not doing Albert Pierrepoint's old job are you Mike?

Who?

Googled   If only, in some cases...

[PhilRich]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

[/highlight]



That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early 

Something like that.. Miss Vamps just gone to bed, I won't be long but not in till 10.am, 40 mins up the A19..

Err, you're not doing Albert Pierrepoint's old job are you Mike?

Who?

Googled   If only, in some cases...

Oh, well that's ok then
I'm off up the wooden ladder now, swmbo has slung my hammock so I will wish you good night

[Vamps]

Drink spilling over in the corners? 

That's what happened to miss Vamps, it was a saxophone!

Miss Vamps is watching you............she really is, she will be going to bed soon, on her holidays at the caravan (Static) and I have to go to work in the morning

[/highlight]



That's what you get for being a 'pillar of Society' Mike

Hard job it is to, but I love it, a vocation you might say..

What are you still doing up? Off to bedfordshire with you at once! the Nation needs you refreshed & hearty in the morning to once again take up the cudgel of Righteousness against the unwashed hoards!

Do you know what I do

Not really, but I just imagined it involved Cudgels, the Great Unwashed & going to bed early 

Something like that.. Miss Vamps just gone to bed, I won't be long but not in till 10.am, 40 mins up the A19..

Err, you're not doing Albert Pierrepoint's old job are you Mike?

Who?

Googled   If only, in some cases...

Oh, well that's ok then
I'm off up the wooden ladder now, swmbo has slung my hammock so I will wish you good night

Won't be long myself, then dream LPG....