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Alien Performance

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Funny Car Names lol
« on: 23 July 2010, 02:31:09 »


AUDI

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Bimbette Motor Weapon

Break My Window


BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer


CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology


DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dead or Dying Gas Eater

Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express


FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!


FORD

First On Recall Day

First On Race Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R & D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

Found On Russian Dump


GM

General Maintenance

Great Mistake


GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Got A Mechanic Coming?


HONDA

Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...


MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


PONTIAC

Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac


SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Sorry Assed Auto Builders


TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners


VW

Virtually Worthless
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Re: Funny Car Names lol
« Reply #1 on: 23 July 2010, 02:33:55 »
feel free to add lol
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Re: Funny Car Names lol
« Reply #2 on: 23 July 2010, 08:18:45 »
The most obvious omision is
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious  ;)
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Re: Funny Car Names lol
« Reply #3 on: 23 July 2010, 08:51:10 »
bmw = big minging woman
bmw = black mans weiner
bmw = big monstrous wagon
bmw bigoted mans wagon

I could go on and on  ;D
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Re: Funny Car Names lol
« Reply #4 on: 23 July 2010, 09:27:43 »
Fiat - failer in all terrian
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Re: Funny Car Names lol
« Reply #5 on: 23 July 2010, 09:54:11 »
And what about the models?

Chevrolet Nova ( or "no' va" as it is spelled - Doesn't go)
Ford Pinto ( Pinto in portugese  - small prick)
Ford Kuga ( in my language - Ford plague)
etc ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 24 July 2010, 23:26:57 »
SUBARU When viewed in the rear view mirror

 U R A BUS

Omega ... Oily Messy Engine's Gone Again !
Omega ... "On my eighth gasket assembly"



My Fave - But not car related
BOSE... Buy Other Sound Equipment

And... Is it just an urban myth - But when i was in spain the local Castilian bar owner told me that Pajero was spanish for W**ker - Nice one mitsi...

mind you nothing is funnier than a good Chineese - English Translation....
"you have top lucky lead HDMI the banishing of bad signal to the land of wind and ghosts"
"In to put maximum signal this ensures bad performance for quiet listen person with unlucky ears"
And - found on a fortune cookie wrapper in Dresden:
"Aviod small dogs as foodstufs for infant human"
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« Reply #7 on: 24 July 2010, 23:46:54 »
I went to the seaside and put a shell to my ear - I could hear the sea....

Later I tried it with a Shell-Suit....
... I could hear Romford !!    ;D

(sorry had to do that - It was my 50th post) :y
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Re: Funny Car Names lol
« Reply #8 on: 28 July 2010, 13:17:47 »
Dare I ask what TVR is for?
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Re: Funny Car Names lol
« Reply #9 on: 28 July 2010, 13:59:58 »
TreVoR
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« Reply #10 on: 28 July 2010, 18:33:35 »
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Dare I ask what TVR is for?

Total Vehicle Recall
This Vehicle's Rubbish
Try Vocally Rejecting
Try Vietnamese Reliabilty
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« Reply #11 on: 28 July 2010, 19:44:59 »
lol keep it going lol
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« Reply #12 on: 29 July 2010, 20:48:16 »
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And what about the models?

Chevrolet Nova ( or "no' va" as it is spelled - Doesn't go)
Ford Pinto ( Pinto in portugese  - small prick)
Ford Kuga ( in my language - Ford plague)
etc ;D

Mitsubishi Charisma - if ever there was a chance to take manufacturers to the Office Of Fiar Trading
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« Reply #13 on: 30 July 2010, 06:19:42 »
citroen - Car In Terrible Risk Of Electrical Nightmares.
peugeot - Problematic Electrics Usual, Gremlins Expand Over Time.
renault - Reliable Electrics Never Available, Usually Looks Terminal.
daewoo - Did Anyone Ever Want Own One?
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« Reply #14 on: 30 July 2010, 06:49:36 »
Renault - Reject Everything, Nothing Actually Usefull, Lifeless Tool

Peugeot Please expect ugly gits except on tuesday

Toyota Tried one yet other trash available
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