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[Crazydad]

Ok Time is up  

Here are the answers:

Here are the answers for the weak-minded:

Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30  divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60  -    Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take  the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are  left?
A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen!


After a quick look over it seems that the Capt. has 10 1/2 out of 11 and is the winner
  Because he didnt answer q.5 just gave his comment although this was correct thats why he only gets halfe a point.........  well done

[CaptainZok]

LOL cheers Crazydad.

[MikeDundee]

Ok Time is up  

Here are the answers:

Here are the answers for the weak-minded:

Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30  divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60  -    Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take  the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are  left?
A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen!


After a quick look over it seems that the Capt. has 10 1/2 out of 11 and is the winner
  Because he didnt answer q.5 just gave his comment although this was correct thats why he only gets halfe a point.........  well done

So he was dead then....I will sleep better tonight now knowing that

[Taxi_Driver]

Ok Time is up  

Here are the answers:

Here are the answers for the weak-minded:

Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30  divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60  -    Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take  the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are  left?
A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen!


After a quick look over it seems that the Capt. has 10 1/2 out of 11 and is the winner
  Because he didnt answer q.5 just gave his comment although this was correct thats why he only gets halfe a point.........  well done

I demand a recount  

How many did i get right  

[Danny]

1: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes, just no celebration of independance      

2: How many birthdays does the average man have?
1      every year       

3: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12      all have at least 28       

4: How many outs are there in an inning?
6             

5: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No..?       a guess

6: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70                 

7: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2       cos thats how many YOU took      

8: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60      eg 1 at 12pm, 1 at 12.30, 1 at 1pm       

9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9             

10: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0       noah took them      

11: How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12             

[Danny]

was I offline that long???

waste of time me posting since the answers are already there, but i didnt use them, and i believe all mine were correct

[Guppy]

OK Pupils we will try again  
Please no cheating, it`s no fun if you cheet. I`ll post the Answers in Two Hours


1: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
yes       No

2: How many birthdays does the average man have?
1       66       72

3: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12       1       6

4: How many outs are there in an inning?
2       3      6

5: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Yes      no

6: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25      70       35

7: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
1      2       3

8: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60       90       120

9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17       8      9

10: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
1000       499      0

11: How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
6       9      12

[Guppy]

was I offline that long???

waste of time me posting since the answers are already there, but i didnt use them, and i believe all mine were correct

I'm with you there just a bit late

[Eighth_dwarf]

Some of the questions were just too ambiguous to answer. Question 2 and 4. Average lifespan for men (in UK) is 74, the answer given requires you to qualify you answer! inning can refer to Cricket or Baseball. Baseball is 6, 3 per side. Cricket can be either 1 or 2 depending on if you are talking about 1 team or 2 teams!  

[Golfbuddy]

Some of the questions were just too ambiguous to answer. Question 2 and 4. Average lifespan for men (in UK) is 74, the answer given requires you to qualify you answer! inning can refer to Cricket or Baseball. Baseball is 6, 3 per side. Cricket can be either 1 or 2 depending on if you are talking about 1 team or 2 teams!  

Oh no no no no no no. Cricket has an innings, baseball has an inning! Not at all ambiguous. We all have one birthday, we merely celebrate the anniversary of our birthday each year. Unless your too old to remember/care.