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« on: 08 August 2007, 17:38:49 »

Read this today in work, found it some web page whilst looking for local Omegas

VAUXHALL OMEGA

When you pull up at the girlfriend's or swing into your client's carport in a Vauxhall Omega, what you are saying is: "I am solvent, ambitious, and an astute operator in business". Because the Omega offers perhaps the very best value for money when looking for a cheap used car which can stand beside a Beemer or a Merc humming deeply as if to say: "I am comfortable among my peers here". Not cheap when new, the Omega is a veritable bargain when a used car. Thank God for Vauxhall's prosaic image, any serious bargain hunter seeking a credible executive class cruiser, will cry. Like other underrated Vauxhalls (see notes on our beloved Astra), what the Omega lacks in image it seriously makes up for in performance. A steady cruiser rather than a sprinter, this understated Vauxhall has forsaken boy racer appeal. And thank goodness, for what serious suitor - in business or romance - would risk this tag from those guardians who must be courted? And yet, with the 3l model cruising happily at three figures, and easily reaching 120, true power lurks within. Make no mistake, though unostentatious, this is a luxury car. With excellent handing, surprisingly exotic rear wheel drive and likewise precise steering, the luxury is first and foremost in the drive. With air-con in all models, CD player and a good and ergonomic stereo, this is a used car for the intelligently ambitious who perhaps know that modern driving is as much about standing in line as letting it rip. Inside the Omega you can be the comfortable, high-tech witness to whatever grime or tension the outside world projects through your screen. The Omega ought to be at the top of any executive cheap used car search. While this Luton-made workhorse will not stand out in a crowd, the years of consciously competing with the upmarket brands have left a wonderful opportunity, then, for anyone looking for true quality in a used car and performance - without the prestige, and certainly without the high price. Years of driving long business runs or stressy school runs - and no end in sight? This is the kind of steady barge which will take the edge off the most stressful driving imaginable. In fact if the Omega were were an animal, it would be a teddy bear. With seats whose size and comfort (and dual use potential) make you think "Bed" (strong coffee, anyone?), without a doubt many a corpulent middle manager has eased his way though the second half of his career, from the pleasure of the Omega's well-padded seats. The spaciousness means one would almost not be surprised to hear a honky tonk strike up in the corner of the Saloon. What's more, for the seriously anti-fashion brigade, it's the diesel which tops the performance league. Now perhaps moving into late middle age, it is just possible that anyone picking up one soon will have the best bargain cheap used car of the century. If you're interested in a Vauxhall Omega, click the links on the left.


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Re: Look
« Reply #1 on: 08 August 2007, 17:45:04 »

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Read this today in work, found it some web page whilst looking for local Omegas

VAUXHALL OMEGA

When you pull up at the girlfriend's or swing into your client's carport in a Vauxhall Omega, what you are saying is: "I am solvent, ambitious, and an astute operator in business". Because the Omega offers perhaps the very best value for money when looking for a cheap used car which can stand beside a Beemer or a Merc humming deeply as if to say: "I am comfortable among my peers here". Not cheap when new, the Omega is a veritable bargain when a used car. Thank God for Vauxhall's prosaic image, any serious bargain hunter seeking a credible executive class cruiser, will cry. Like other underrated Vauxhalls (see notes on our beloved Astra), what the Omega lacks in image it seriously makes up for in performance. A steady cruiser rather than a sprinter, this understated Vauxhall has forsaken boy racer appeal. And thank goodness, for what serious suitor - in business or romance - would risk this tag from those guardians who must be courted? And yet, with the 3l model cruising happily at three figures, and easily reaching 120, true power lurks within. Make no mistake, though unostentatious, this is a luxury car. With excellent handing, surprisingly exotic rear wheel drive and likewise precise steering, the luxury is first and foremost in the drive. With air-con in all models, CD player and a good and ergonomic stereo, this is a used car for the intelligently ambitious who perhaps know that modern driving is as much about standing in line as letting it rip. Inside the Omega you can be the comfortable, high-tech witness to whatever grime or tension the outside world projects through your screen. The Omega ought to be at the top of any executive cheap used car search. While this Luton-made workhorse will not stand out in a crowd, the years of consciously competing with the upmarket brands have left a wonderful opportunity, then, for anyone looking for true quality in a used car and performance - without the prestige, and certainly without the high price. Years of driving long business runs or stressy school runs - and no end in sight? This is the kind of steady barge which will take the edge off the most stressful driving imaginable. In fact if the Omega were were an animal, it would be a teddy bear. With seats whose size and comfort (and dual use potential) make you think "Bed" (strong coffee, anyone?), without a doubt many a corpulent middle manager has eased his way though the second half of his career, from the pleasure of the Omega's well-padded seats. The spaciousness means one would almost not be surprised to hear a honky tonk strike up in the corner of the Saloon. What's more, for the seriously anti-fashion brigade, it's the diesel which tops the performance league. Now perhaps moving into late middle age, it is just possible that anyone picking up one soon will have the best bargain cheap used car of the century. If you're interested in a Vauxhall Omega, click the links on the left.

 :y :y :y

Ive tried clicking the links, They dont work.. ;D ;D ;D

I want one.. :o

Wait a min, Ive got one..

I got one.I got one..Whoopee.. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Look
« Reply #2 on: 08 August 2007, 17:49:09 »

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Read this today in work, found it some web page whilst looking for local Omegas

VAUXHALL OMEGA

When you pull up at the girlfriend's or swing into your client's carport in a Vauxhall Omega, what you are saying is: "I am solvent, ambitious, and an astute operator in business". Because the Omega offers perhaps the very best value for money when looking for a cheap used car which can stand beside a Beemer or a Merc humming deeply as if to say: "I am comfortable among my peers here". Not cheap when new, the Omega is a veritable bargain when a used car. Thank God for Vauxhall's prosaic image, any serious bargain hunter seeking a credible executive class cruiser, will cry. Like other underrated Vauxhalls (see notes on our beloved Astra), what the Omega lacks in image it seriously makes up for in performance. A steady cruiser rather than a sprinter, this understated Vauxhall has forsaken boy racer appeal. And thank goodness, for what serious suitor - in business or romance - would risk this tag from those guardians who must be courted? And yet, with the 3l model cruising happily at three figures, and easily reaching 120, true power lurks within. Make no mistake, though unostentatious, this is a luxury car. With excellent handing, surprisingly exotic rear wheel drive and likewise precise steering, the luxury is first and foremost in the drive. With air-con in all models, CD player and a good and ergonomic stereo, this is a used car for the intelligently ambitious who perhaps know that modern driving is as much about standing in line as letting it rip. Inside the Omega you can be the comfortable, high-tech witness to whatever grime or tension the outside world projects through your screen. The Omega ought to be at the top of any executive cheap used car search. While this Luton-made workhorse will not stand out in a crowd, the years of consciously competing with the upmarket brands have left a wonderful opportunity, then, for anyone looking for true quality in a used car and performance - without the prestige, and certainly without the high price. Years of driving long business runs or stressy school runs - and no end in sight? This is the kind of steady barge which will take the edge off the most stressful driving imaginable. In fact if the Omega were were an animal, it would be a teddy bear. With seats whose size and comfort (and dual use potential) make you think "Bed" (strong coffee, anyone?), without a doubt many a corpulent middle manager has eased his way though the second half of his career, from the pleasure of the Omega's well-padded seats. The spaciousness means one would almost not be surprised to hear a honky tonk strike up in the corner of the Saloon. What's more, for the seriously anti-fashion brigade, it's the diesel which tops the performance league. Now perhaps moving into late middle age, it is just possible that anyone picking up one soon will have the best bargain cheap used car of the century. If you're interested in a Vauxhall Omega, click the links on the left.

 :y :y :y

Ive tried clicking the links, They dont work.. ;D ;D ;D

I want one.. :o

Wait a min, Ive got one..

I got one.I got one..Whoopee.. ;D ;D ;D

I didnt save the links when I sent it from work, i just sent the text.
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Re: Look
« Reply #3 on: 08 August 2007, 17:52:35 »

Are they Golf links or Cuff links.. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 08 August 2007, 17:57:54 »

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Are they Golf links or Cuff links.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That bloody word again GOLF, >:( its a good walk ruined, >:( and a lot of land abused, rugby, ice hocky, snooker and fishing, now you talking.

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« Reply #5 on: 08 August 2007, 19:29:00 »

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Are they Golf links or Cuff links.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That bloody word again GOLF, >:( its a good walk ruined, >:( and a lot of land abused, rugby, ice hocky, snooker and fishing, now you talking.

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Thats fighting talk. AA will be after your posts when he wakes up from his post golf nap...
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« Reply #6 on: 08 August 2007, 19:33:26 »

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Are they Golf links or Cuff links.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That bloody word again GOLF, >:( its a good walk ruined, >:( and a lot of land abused, rugby, ice hocky, snooker and fishing, now you talking.

 :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thats fighting talk. AA will be after your posts when he wakes up from his post golf nap...
Would that be on the course or off course, I knew GOLF was boring.

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« Reply #7 on: 08 August 2007, 20:47:36 »

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Read this today in work, found it some web page whilst looking for local Omegas

VAUXHALL OMEGA

When you pull up at the girlfriend's or swing into your client's carport in a Vauxhall Omega, what you are saying is: "I am solvent, ambitious, and an astute operator in business". Because the Omega offers perhaps the very best value for money when looking for a cheap used car which can stand beside a Beemer or a Merc humming deeply as if to say: "I am comfortable among my peers here". Not cheap when new, the Omega is a veritable bargain when a used car. Thank God for Vauxhall's prosaic image, any serious bargain hunter seeking a credible executive class cruiser, will cry. Like other underrated Vauxhalls (see notes on our beloved Astra), what the Omega lacks in image it seriously makes up for in performance. A steady cruiser rather than a sprinter, this understated Vauxhall has forsaken boy racer appeal. And thank goodness, for what serious suitor - in business or romance - would risk this tag from those guardians who must be courted? And yet, with the 3l model cruising happily at three figures, and easily reaching 120, true power lurks within. Make no mistake, though unostentatious, this is a luxury car. With excellent handing, surprisingly exotic rear wheel drive and likewise precise steering, the luxury is first and foremost in the drive. With air-con in all models, CD player and a good and ergonomic stereo, this is a used car for the intelligently ambitious who perhaps know that modern driving is as much about standing in line as letting it rip. Inside the Omega you can be the comfortable, high-tech witness to whatever grime or tension the outside world projects through your screen. The Omega ought to be at the top of any executive cheap used car search. While this Luton-made wseorkhor will not stand out in a crowd, the years of consciously competing with the upmarket brands have left a wonderful opportunity, then, for anyone looking for true quality in a used car and performance - without the prestige, and certainly without the high price. Years of driving long business runs or stressy school runs - and no end in sight? This is the kind of steady barge which will take the edge off the most stressful driving imaginable. In fact if the Omega were were an animal, it would be a teddy bear. With seats whose size and comfort (and dual use potential) make you think "Bed" (strong coffee, anyone?), without a doubt many a corpulent middle manager has eased his way though the second half of his career, from the pleasure of the Omega's well-padded seats. The spaciousness means one would almost not be surprised to hear a honky tonk strike up in the corner of the Saloon. What's more, for the seriously anti-fashion brigade, it's the diesel which tops the performance league. Now perhaps moving into late middle age, it is just possible that anyone picking up one soon will have the best bargain cheap used car of the century. If you're interested in a Vauxhall Omega, click the links on the left.


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I thought the were built in Germany :-/ :-/ :-/
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« Reply #8 on: 08 August 2007, 20:49:22 »

I dont know what happened to "workhorse" perhaps its a German translation :D
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« Reply #9 on: 08 August 2007, 23:10:32 »

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Are they Golf links or Cuff links.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That bloody word again GOLF, >:( its a good walk ruined, >:( and a lot of land abused, rugby, ice hocky, snooker and fishing, now you talking.

 :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thats fighting talk. AA will be after your posts when he wakes up from his post golf nap...
Would that be on the course or off course, I knew GOLF was boring.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
::)Not as boring as cricket.......oops, sorry, dropped off for a minute. How can itake so long for nothing to happen?  :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #10 on: 08 August 2007, 23:15:12 »

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Are they Golf links or Cuff links.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That bloody word again GOLF, >:( its a good walk ruined, >:( and a lot of land abused, rugby, ice hocky, snooker and fishing, now you talking.

 :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thats fighting talk. AA will be after your posts when he wakes up from his post golf nap...
Would that be on the course or off course, I knew GOLF was boring.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
::)Not as boring as cricket.......oops, sorry, dropped off for a minute. How can itake so long for nothing to happen?  :'( :'( :'(


Definition of Cricket.....

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in, in the field. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.  
Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.  

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men are out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

Simple, really....... :-X
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« Reply #11 on: 08 August 2007, 23:36:47 »

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Are they Golf links or Cuff links.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That bloody word again GOLF, >:( its a good walk ruined, >:( and a lot of land abused, rugby, ice hocky, snooker and fishing, now you talking.

 :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thats fighting talk. AA will be after your posts when he wakes up from his post golf nap...
Would that be on the course or off course, I knew GOLF was boring.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
::)Not as boring as cricket.......oops, sorry, dropped off for a minute. How can itake so long for nothing to happen?  :'( :'( :'(


Definition of Cricket.....

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in, in the field. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.  
Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.  

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men are out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

Simple, really....... :-X

That explains it

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