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STMO123

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Before I go to bed....
« on: 17 August 2007, 23:11:10 »
...I will leave you with this

Simon goes on 'Stars In Their Eyes. Mathew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair and asks him what happened. Simon replies 'Iwas in a car crash with my uncle. Unfortunately he was killed and I lost both of my legs. But they saved my uncles legs and grafted them on to me. In about six months I should be able to walk again. 'Amazing', says Mathew, 'who are you going to be tonight?'. Tonight, Mathew, I'm going to be....Simon and Half Uncle.

Good night  :)
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Re: Before I go to bed....
« Reply #1 on: 17 August 2007, 23:12:36 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Before I go to bed....
« Reply #2 on: 17 August 2007, 23:13:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dgood night :y
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Re: Before I go to bed....
« Reply #3 on: 18 August 2007, 08:49:28 »
I suspect this was funnier last night before you went to bed.....
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Re: Before I go to bed....
« Reply #4 on: 18 August 2007, 17:57:01 »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ;D :y ;D :y ;D :y ;D :y ;D :y

I need a drink!
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