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familyman

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Monday evening smile
« on: 20 August 2007, 19:49:36 »
A guys wife strips off in front of him and asks in a sexy voice

"So darling what is it you like about me the most is it my good looks or my sexy body?"

The guy sits back in his chair and gives her a long slow look up and down and replies

"What do i like about you the most hmmmmmmmmm. I think its got to be your great sense of humour!!!!!!" ;D ;D
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Re: Monday evening smile
« Reply #1 on: 20 August 2007, 20:00:54 »
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A guys wife strips off in front of him and asks in a sexy voice

"So darling what is it you like about me the most is it my good looks or my sexy body?"

The guy sits back in his chair and gives her a long slow look up and down and replies

"What do i like about you the most hmmmmmmmmm. I think its got to be your great sense of humour!!!!!!" ;D ;D

Are there any pics to go with this one ::)............? ;D ;D
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Re: Monday evening smile
« Reply #2 on: 20 August 2007, 20:02:12 »
Two OAP walking down the road, she says to him "do you remember when we first met 50 years ago

what we got up to behind the sheds" he replys "yeah it was great" she says lets go and do it again,

so they go around to the back of the sheds, he drops his kegs she her knickers, and away they go the

 old man is moving as if it is going out of fashion non stop for over an Hour, before they both fall on the

 floor with exhaustion, she turns to him and say god allmighty you didn`t shag me like that 50 years

ago, where as he then replies THATS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO rather ELECTRIC FENCE HERE 50

YEARS AGO  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Monday evening smile
« Reply #3 on: 20 August 2007, 20:49:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Monday evening smile
« Reply #4 on: 20 August 2007, 21:02:23 »
Very good ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Monday evening smile
« Reply #5 on: 20 August 2007, 21:52:47 »
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A guys wife strips off in front of him and asks in a sexy voice

"So darling what is it you like about me the most is it my good looks or my sexy body?"

The guy sits back in his chair and gives her a long slow look up and down and replies

"What do i like about you the most hmmmmmmmmm. I think its got to be your great sense of humour!!!!!!" ;D ;D

Are there any pics to go with this one ::)............? ;D ;D

yes, my avatar
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