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[IrmscherKris]

Well I made it through my "stag" night without getting tied to a lamp post etc (me and a few mates went go karting and then for a beer).

And now my nerves have completely gone!  I was fine last night, got up this morning and I'm like a wreck!!!

I think I might need to find some herbal remedies  

[Golfbuddy]

Sorry to hear of your impending procedure. Hope everything works out for you.

 

[Andy B]

Congratulations.

[theolodian]

Congrats.  

It'll be 3 months for me this weekend.  Yeah, something almost went wrong and was super stressed for a day or two the week before, but the day went perfectly.  Best of luck!

[Marks DTM Calib]

Dont get to stressed...just remember:

1) Your the star of the show
2) Its a friendly audience who are totaly on your side

Most importantly, you can get pissed and do all sorts and no matter what happens.....you will still get your leg over at the end of the night!

[IrmscherKris]

Most importantly, you can get pissed and do all sorts and no matter what happens.....you will still get your leg over at the end of the night!

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[STMO123]

Best wishes mate. I'm sure everything will be perfect.

A bit soppy I know, but a few pics would be nice

[Danny]

[size=20]WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW CAKE!!![/size]

[Crazydad]

       Something Borrowed, Something Blew        

          
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.

The best man says, ''Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited.''

The groom replies, ''I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.''

The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.

The maid of honor notices this and says, ''Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited.''

The bride replies ''I have just given the last blow job of my entire life.''

[Golfbuddy]

Don't do what I did on my wedding day.

After the reception there were a few hours to kill before the evening do. Me and my best man went into town for a quick pint and to buy a little gift for my new wife.

I arrived back at my mum's and was surprised to see the wife there still in her wedding dress and looking decidedly unhappy at having to spend the afternoon with her new in-laws.

I had only gone out with the house keys and forgot that you don't get pockets in wedding dresses.

13 years later she still reminds me of this on a regular basis.

 

[Martin_1962]

[size=20]WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW CAKE!!![/size]

Woooow Winalot

[Markjay]

Consider yourself lucky that you already have the Omega, this may save you going through the painful procedure of selling your two-seater/coupe/bike and buying a 'sensible' family car  

Congrat!  

[Martin_1962]

Consider yourself lucky that you already have the Omega, this may save you going through the painful procedure of selling your two-seater/coupe/bike and buying a 'sensible' family car  

Congrat!  

When we got married I was completely broke - had a banger which managed to last, and luckily I had all the essentials (25" TV VCR HiFi) already.

[Markie]

Dont get to stressed...just remember:

1) Your the star of the show
2) Its a friendly audience who are totaly on your side

Most importantly, you can get pissed and do all sorts and no matter what happens.....you will still get your leg over at the end of the night!

  and if you dont you have a get out clause...

[A380 Elite]

  Good Luck