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[Markie]

So I have had a long hard week...looking to be asleep by now,

But, wifey meant to finish at 10pm and she is stuck at work, so i guess i am stuck here in the wee hours...

So how would YOU handle this...

Wifey is a kind of social worker and works in a residential unit for 12 - 16 year old "boys" who are all there for being naughty...

2 of them have barrickaded themselves into swimming pool / room ( yes swimming pool )

And she wont be in till the situation is resolved - last time was 3am.

So answers on a postcard as to how you would end this....then i will reveal their method.

[CaptainZok]

Does it involve asking them nicely and giving them anything they want?

[Golfbuddy]

Sarin would be fairly effective I would say.  

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Pump in excessive amounts of Chlorine..That will get them out..with tears in their eyes..

[Markie]

well personally i wouldnt have it happening on two reasons -

1 they shouldnt have a pool and
2 if its happened previously then they should be banned.

After that dim the lights, cut the heating, blast in classical music,lock them in, drain the pool and phone a chinese...

[hotel21]

Drain the pool and switch the lights and heating off....

[Markie]

Does it involve asking them nicely and giving them anything they want?

Captain your quite correct, ask them nicely and wait, and wait, and wait....

then tomorrow the little darlings will be allowed to sleep till anytime they like and get anything they want so as to ensure they dont become volitile  

[CaptainZok]

And the lesson is... make a bloody nuisance of yourself and you get your own way?
Don't you just love these bleeding heart liberal types.

[Markie]

And the lesson is... make a bloody nuisance of yourself and you get your own way?
Don't you just love these bleeding heart liberal types.

Aye - SWMBO is very very angry as she is schedualed to be back in tomorrow too...

Ironically she is making a fortune as well due to the enchanced overtime rate she gets paid...but guess who pays it....

Yep Mr and Mrs Taxpayer  

[Baron Von Spongebob]

well personally i wouldnt have it happening on two reasons -

1 they shouldnt have a pool and
2 if its happened previously then they should be banned.

After that dim the lights, cut the heating, blast in classical music,lock them in, drain the pool and phone a chinese...

And a Beer  

[smoothomega]

Well being in charge of two pools i would send everyone else out and treat the little darlings to a pool all to there selfs, then fill it with hypo and watch the buggers suffer   However in this political correct world in which we live maybe we should give them some new hoodies and take them out for a good knees up. There aint a smiley that sums up how i feel about this  

[smoothomega]

And the lesson is... make a bloody nuisance of yourself and you get your own way?
Don't you just love these bleeding heart liberal types.

Aye - SWMBO is very very angry as she is schedualed to be back in tomorrow too...

Ironically she is making a fortune as well due to the enchanced overtime rate she gets paid...but guess who pays it....

Yep Mr and Mrs Taxpayer  

 Who's the mug?  :-/

[paul.c]

national service

[smoothomega]

they would not know what hit them

[JamesV6CDX]

Given that nobody here knows the history of the boys concerned, or the experiences/lives they may have led that have pushed them "off" the rails - I don't feel we are really in a position to judge or comment.