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Joke Time
« on: 16 September 2007, 00:01:31 »
Four German dwarfs went to Amsterdam's red light district and hired the services of a six foot tall prostitute. They went back to their hotel room, stripped off, tied springs to their feet and gave her the best seeing to she'd ever had. It's what's known in the business as THE FOUR SPRUNG DWARF TECHNIQUe.
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #1 on: 16 September 2007, 00:07:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #2 on: 16 September 2007, 00:13:07 »
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked
for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #3 on: 16 September 2007, 02:02:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #4 on: 16 September 2007, 11:44:48 »
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Four German dwarfs went to Amsterdam's red light district and hired the services of a six foot tall prostitute. They went back to their hotel room, stripped off, tied springs to their feet and gave her the best seeing to she'd ever had. It's what's known in the business as THE FOUR SPRUNG DWARF TECHNIQUE.

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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #5 on: 16 September 2007, 12:29:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #6 on: 16 September 2007, 16:28:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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