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[JamesV6CDX]

A Scottish ventriloquist visiting wales walks into a small village
and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll
have some fun, so he says to the welsh man "Can I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' alright"

Villager: (Look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play"

Villager: (Look of disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the
villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"

Villager: (Total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a f'in liar!! "

[Nickbat]

 

Spongebob will like that!  

[Baron Von Spongebob]

I can tell you from experience.  Not all sheep are liars..

[theolodian]

I can tell you from experience.  Not all sheep are liars..

Been ratted out have you?  


You really shouldn't have replied to this with the phrase 'from experience' . . .  

[Auto Addict]

I can tell you from experience.  Not all sheep are liars..

Don't forget the wellies......