Hi Guys,
I'm looking for volunteers to have a read of my (draft) CV, preferably tonight. I seem to be struggling with it, and could use some feedback on ideas for improvement.
I am desperately looking for a new job, it's time to move on - I feel like I'm in a bit of a rut (even though I'm probably not).
Any volunteers? 
You need to taylor the CV to the job you are after 
Its been about 3yrs since I was last involved in recruiting, so may be out of touch...
Correct 
However dont go telling too many porkies.....just in case someone at the interview does happen to know the subject, you dont.....if you see what i mean

Yes, I know a little about computer thingies. Very funny reading some CVs - in fact we used to sometimes invite them for interview even though we could tell they were rubbish, just to tear them to shreds

. Harsh but fair....
One guy, alledgedly MCSE (Microsoft's certification) and CCNA (Cisco's networking qualification), couldn't even tell me how to fault find basic IP problems...
In fact, we only had one really, really good guy - he managed to answer the majority of my techie Qs, so employeed him on the spot
