Topic: Captain say yes, i say NO (Read 1014 times)

A380 Elite · « **on:** 12 October 2007, 11:08:43 »

Can you believe this,
Last night we boarded our last long hall flight to be cleaned.

10 second's into boarding, 1 of my aircraft groomers shouted out.

I attended, on The floor was a left bag, i noticed 2 electrical items in the bag.

Everybody off.

Aircraft disembarked, i was just about to get off my self when the cockpit crew arrived.
Sorry sir, theirs a left bag onboard, off he went.

Then it arrived, 6ft 4, tanned with blond hair, What's the problem, hi captain, a bag has been found on board.
His reply, its been in the air for 14 hours.

I picked my self up off the floor astonished with his answer.

Captain no one has come back to the aircraft to reclaim it.

Yes, again he said, its been in the air for 14 hours, MATE.

It's called protocol, almost said a few more things, but didn't.
Just say it one more time MATE and i'll call out BAA, YOU wont be going anywhere Sunshine.

England beat them at rugby and now an englishman is telling an Australian captain he cant board.

Thankfully, it was just an incessant bag, Phew.

omegalord · « **Reply #1 on:** 12 October 2007, 12:10:10 »

Are you a pilot?

Matt

Bo Bo · « **Reply #2 on:** 12 October 2007, 12:14:40 »

Quote

England beat them at rugby

Our French manager stands to loose a fortune if all goes well tomorrow

ians · « **Reply #3 on:** 12 October 2007, 17:35:32 »

I was waiting for the punchline..

Danny · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 October 2007, 19:13:25 »

Quote

Are you a pilot?

Matt

aaaaaaaaaah A380!!! the airbus

i'm on medication, ignore me!

Dazzler · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 October 2007, 21:44:58 »

BA aircraft was it

News:

Author Topic: Captain say yes, i say NO (Read 1014 times)

A380 Elite

Captain say yes, i say NO

omegalord

Re: Captain say yes, i say NO

Bo Bo

Re: Captain say yes, i say NO

ians

Re: Captain say yes, i say NO

Danny

Re: Captain say yes, i say NO

Dazzler

Re: Captain say yes, i say NO