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phil her up

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The Cabbie
« on: 12 October 2007, 17:12:17 »
A cabbie picks up a Nun one night &  as they drive along he turns & says "I have something to say to you but you might be offended" she replies " being a Nun I get to hear all kinds of things so go ahead, He says "it's always been a fantasy of mine to be kissed by a Nun" so she says "well as long as you are single & catholic it will be ok"   yes he replies excitedly I am both" she then tells him to  pull over at the next lay by.  After kissing the cabbie very passionatly they continue the journey but the cabbie starts crying, "whats the matter my son she says" "forgive me for I have sinned , I'm married & Jewish" that's ok the Nun says, my names Kevin & I'm on my way to a fancy dress party.
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Re: The Cabbie
« Reply #1 on: 12 October 2007, 17:14:50 »
I like that joke, it made me lol ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Cabbie
« Reply #2 on: 12 October 2007, 19:29:08 »
 ;DSound!
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Re: The Cabbie
« Reply #3 on: 12 October 2007, 20:19:09 »
Very good, i like it, though i am easily pleased  ::)
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Re: The Cabbie
« Reply #4 on: 13 October 2007, 01:02:10 »
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A cabbie picks up a Nun one night &  as they drive along he turns & says "I have something to say to you but you might be offended" she replies " being a Nun I get to hear all kinds of things so go ahead, He says "it's always been a fantasy of mine to be kissed by a Nun" so she says "well as long as you are single & catholic it will be ok"   yes he replies excitedly I am both" she then tells him to  pull over at the next lay by.  After kissing the cabbie very passionatly they continue the journey but the cabbie starts crying, "whats the matter my son she says" "forgive me for I have sinned , I'm married & Jewish" that's ok the Nun says, my names Kevin & I'm on my way to a fancy dress party.

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